What are the chances the guy who wrote this was a young brother who thought "Big Mama" was perfectly acceptable and, possibly, even complimentary?

Shortly before the arrest and subsequent mugshot, the suspect seemed less worried.

There will be still more tomorrow to not even over. We might have been better off just reading a weekly newspaper and waiting around for letters.

Goin' there. Don't care.

I always wonder if the band was in on the subversiveness of this video or if the director was having a laugh at their expense.

I googled it.

Imagine unspoiled wilderness combined with a charmingly provincial dash of cultural superiority. Plus really good bread, cheese, and wine.

French Montana sounds like an interesting place.

You probably think that guy from Extreme was the best VanHalen frontman.

One can dream...

weighing in thing, you, thanks.

I'm pretty sure it's slang for ambien. You, of all people, should know that.

That's harsh. Do you really think most people adopt/date/marry people of a different race to show off how progressive they are or are just waiting for someone to give them a "little briefcase" full of twenties?

I want the two of them to get into a "Marine Todd" competition next.

Personally, I would like to see more of Lake's Bells...errr... Lake Bell.

Does her mouth not close or is grimacing sexy now?

I believe it was Lincoln who said, "Money can't buy you class."

I wish she'd just said that she hates all the homos. Then, at least, someone would have something to bitch about.

What am I supposed to click on to read the translated passage I'm supposed to be upset by? Why isn't it here?

Why was that much funnier than it should have been?