He had his brains popped back into his exploded skull over twenty-five years ago.

I thought it was Justin Beaver.

"Uppity?"

Worst tattoos?

Whatever you say, Christer.

I was simply thinking about the difference in what "fundamentalist" means when applied to two different troublesome systems of belief.

Explaining that hillbillies would like to be called "sons of the soil" makes you seem like a hillbilly.

I'd like some seeds from the White House garden. And a stone sphere from the pope.

And if you think that a bunch of backwards American fat-asses who claim to protest over someone saying "Seasons Greetings" are actually similar to the millions of Muslims who would take up arms over any actual slight to their "prophet," then I don't think you're paying very close attention.

They say that, but we all know they're not really down for it— there are too many buffets to hit.

His group operates "hundreds of websites", and several YouTube channels — the English language version has almost 12,000 subscribers, while the Turkish channel has well over 100,000. He also has about 38,200 followers on Twitter, and the peroxide blondes who appear on his show in drag make-up have tens of…

If only there weren't dozens of "fundamentalist" Muslims for every fundamentalist Christer...

You're incredibly fucked up.

Somehow, this guy seems exactly like the sort of guy who's had to scream, "Mom, I'm stuck!" before.

I like mine "no holes barred." I throw two of those little tubs of barbeque sauce into the mix.

What does this kid know about Macklemore that Jezebel doesn't?

Yeah, there's a lot olds rewinding that shit so that they can be offended some more.

You could try googling her and decide for yourself if she is batshit cray-cray.

One would think she'd shut the hell up and keep her head down for a while— if I were the one handing out the scholarships, I'd pull hers after reading this and make some excuses about "the type of student WNE wants as part of its community" or some shit like that.

Sports Night. And if you have seen Sports Night, watch Sports Night again.