You know, if you capitalized some letters in your username, it'd be easier to get where you're coming from.

I'm glad everything on ONTD isn't center-justified.

Somebody messing around with your body after you're dead shouldn't be a fear.

Her friend is lovely, too. I wonder what she charges for an hour or two...

Had to come back and navigate a few minutes of Kinja to tell you how much I appreciate you posting this! It's a great piece and reminds me of Orwell's Down and Out in Paris in London.

What is it you do, Michael? I'd like some shiny expensive toys.

Who among us has never gotten wasted and taken something goofy?'

It's my understanding that that particular section of Proverbs was largely overturned by He Who Smelt It Dealt It.

I suppose your level of "hope" depends on whether or not your mother makes excuses for you being missing after giving you to someone.

God, I hope you and Tom are right.

I love hating things I haven't read, but what really puts the lead in my pencil is hating things that barely exist yet.

I'm guessing he got some help with it, as the quotation marks are generally used correctly.

What if I'm laughing at you're comment?

I like making fun of religious bigots no matter what color they are.

If they have any sense, they'll just have it be a shot-for-shot remake of Grey Gardens, starring Kourtney as Big Edie and Khloe as Little Edie and Scott Disick as the various raccoons in the attic.

Thanks for the info! I'll try to ignore this jackass from now on.

I'll just leave this here and hope everyone forwards it to everyone they know.

I'm not sure if you are being sarcastic or simply don't know what "pandering" means.

Awesome!