It's like when you are on a frozen lake and you hear that super loud resonating crack noise. It scares the shit out of you, but you know you're ok.

But what's the alternative to refrigeration? Refrigeration allows us to transport fresh food and enables modern urban life. It allows us to create stockpiles that can weather short-term supply disruption. Frankly this and transportation are probably the primary benefit of refrigeration. Really the only alternative…

You can find statistically outlying examples to support almost any wacky point of view.

"26 million pounds of chicken rotted at New Orleans Cold Storage"

Oh waiter, ban please!

Blame Verizon, not the phone manufacturers. They're not the ones with final say over what phones are on what carrier. They can try, but Verizon has a habit of denying most phones from working on their network. No clue why you'd stick with Verizon when they obviously don't care a lick about you. Even Sprint, a CDMA…

Brian.

I mean what do you want, the guy loves bombing.

It's an old trend

Apple, start your copiers.

I traveled to Shanghai for 2 days on business. On the 4th floor of the hotel I was staying in I was barely able to see the ground. It's actually hard to breathe when walking around. These people are going to have some serious respiratory issues when they are older.

If asshats use this to park like, well, uh, asshats, then those of us who don't have this will be SOL when asshats park their cars too close to ours.

The computer itself looks really nice, but I'm not a fan of the font on these keys at all. I'd much prefer to have standard keyboard font that seems to be used by just about everyone else.

Saying Tebow is a replacement level QB is a gross exaggeration of his abilities in the NFL. Kluwe is THE greatest punter in franchise history... Tebow is the beneficiary of a horrifically blow coverage in a playoff game.

People are still videotaping vertically! Stop it! Stop it!!!!

Yes.

Someone has seen Louis CKs latest standup...