hahaha awesome dude. and this is true, I often have gatorade bottles full of fun for the ride, and that makes it bearable.

yep, that's the place. Train station is pretty convenient for that. $30 round trip is a little bit much though =/

I can't even handle this

I was literally going to say this word for word *violently shakes fists at you*

derelict vessel is what I call your mom

Yeeeep I'm right in that sweet spot. Practically on top of 195... unfortunately close to trenton (we all agree is a terrible place), but at least I'm close to the transit center for taking the Amtrak to pretty much anywhere on the east coast!

People really don't think central Jersey is a thing... it is and it's way better than either of the alternatives. Overcrowded nyc wanna be's? No thanks. Philly is the only close/good near you? also no thanks.

But like, it was offensive to have a pregnant woman on tv around this time.

I read the title too fast and saw "secret rescue bacon" and I was like WHY WOULD BACON NEED TO BE A SECRET AND HOW DOES IT RESCUE PEOPLE but well just wow, me.

I've been saying that for a while... I mean, does anyone really know where one ends and the other starts? No one pays attention to that when they make maps. I vote they combine if/when puerto rico becomes a state. (I like an even 50 states).

my general unpleasantness keeps away pretty much anyone.

What does North Dakota want to change it's name to? I'm of the firm believe that we don't really need two Dakotas anyway, so I'm curious.

oh no, someone figured out my princess password =[ gotta change so many things now

I wonder who J is...

Also, The Liberty Science Center in NJ. I did a sleep over as kid and I loved it.

My god I could not have said it any better myself, my friend. It's exactly these gimmicks (and other things) that make me shy away from them. Don't give me this crap where there's little to no proof of concept or evidence that it's better. Use that time to make existing features air tight.

I agree with what you're saying, but I'm talking about specifically when you have a passcode for your phone. If we're talking about purely unlocking it like waking the phone up, you can still just swipe to the side and you're in. I'm saying I like the fingerprint scanner because I don't have to punch in my 4 digit…

I would agree, but also like to mention that NYC actually has fairly low crime rates, especially when we look at it historically. I think it definitely has to do with density, but at the same time it's just as important to see how the authorities deal with the crime. /drugs are always a factor. And other reasons.

Ok, so with this information, people that are not from new jersey/haven't been here before/have a weird perception of us, you can see that we're really not overcrowded here... (Russia is a really big place to fill).

That was sincerely the best thing that will be said to me today and I'm so screenshotting this and sending it to my bf so he knows a stranger on the internet says he should appreciate my sweet ass.