I cut out the middleman.

You don't understand- this isn't just ice cream, this is "very important dessert."

Not if he'd enjoy it. Otherwise, I'm there.

I don't take issue with your rant, I just wanted to point out that it was the "physicist" doing it.

Uh, what I got is "quantum mechanics is gross so teleportation." That video was all over the place.

That was a screenshot from the campaign video.

My thought was always that Pitchfork hated itself so much that it decided to devote its existence to something else it hated, but as for which it hates more? That I cannot answer.

If there's one thing Pitchfork hates, it's music.

Second PolyphonicPickles (holyshit that is a killer username), your school probably has some kind of free service for students.

Yeah, that time or date seems pretty ominous too. Mid-afternoon is murder time, apparently.

I love getting an announcement on the first day of class that no one should wear strong-smelling perfumes, lotions, or other products because someone has a chemical sensitivity.*

I get unreasonably angry over people misspelling, "ho." It's "ho" and "hos," folks. GET IT RIGHT!

It sounds like a drug. Like Cytadren or Cylert.

Bomb threats have been a serious crime for a while now- not just in airports. And bomb threats should be criminal.

Congratulations!

It really bothers me how people swoon over him saying the same love-the-sinner-hate-the-sin* that stuff. It's not new or progressive.

I immediately thought of babies, and was all, "whoa. No. I have multiple precautions in place to make sure NO ONE'S orgasm is creating that.

That's completely reasonable when there is a grocery store across the street. But I've worked in places ranging from small town to lodges in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, and people would always ask why we couldn't just go get something.

Magic Mike: Mike Harder.

If you're going to use internet comments to decide whether a certain group is assholish, you might as well just give up on everybody then and be done with it.