Abortion can be as simple as taking a pill (followed by Satan's period).

That is the best typo. The best.

Thank you! The bikini doesn't fucking fit her. It doesn't look sexy at all.

With perfect hair.

I AM READY.

STRAIGHT PEOPLE HAVE FEELINGS, TOO!

I fucking feel you. I'm queer and I was stunned at what was on groupthink. I know those threads attracted outsiders, but still! Straight people telling me to calm down makes me see red.

You have been so on top of this all day. It's awesome.

And I kill at 'never have I ever.'

Pft, I'm still in.

I'll see yours, and raise you Star Wars.

Look, I'm not arguing with the general statement that "women drink more liquor/wine and men drink more beer." I'm just saying that the use of "rarely" seems like a stretch, and I'm a bit skeptical of the 'bloated' reasoning. From a cursory reading of the study (I'm a little tipsy right now, incidentally- celebrating…

...rarely? More like every weekend. We clearly have very different social circles.

Yeah, that sentence confused the hell out of me. Who are these people?

I've been having studies meltdowns biweekly for the past four years. I have developed a level of love-hate with my major (pure math) that I never thought possible. No advice here, just commiseration.

I took it twice for a psych class in high school. The first time I had spent the week preparing for a difficult physics exam and doing a lot of calculus homework. The second time I was getting ready for an essay test on Hamlet.

Haven't seen many thrillers yet, so have you seen Wait Until Dark?

I never have, and I was actually just looking for something to watch. Problem solved!

I am wearing that shirt right now. I don't look as surprised as he does.

Holy crap, everyone, thanks for all the responses! I generally come here for non-judgmental feedback, and you folks nailed it. This has been really helpful for me.