His punishment should be Nick Offerman coming to his house, sitting him and his parents down and reading them "1000 reasons why your kid is so dumb."

There's adults that think McDonalds not having chicken nuggets constitutes a 911 emergency.

Kid knows about PSN yet doesn't understand what constitutes a real usage of 911. It's moments like these when you suddenly realise that those who say playing video games non stop is a bad thing may actually have a point to some degree.

Northern European men are always youtube/instagram/snapchat stars. The blonde hair and light eyes mesmerize tweens.

Heresy.

Well, that's one way to tailgate

This is absolutely disgusting.

And here I thought Browns fans were from Cleveland...

Bette Midler is absolutely a diva! Ariana is being groomed to be one.

We need to raise awareness of Hank Hill Butt Syndrome.

500 people paid their respects to the cat that passed away.

The OG

I saw Insane Masturbatory Rampage open for Slayer in '92.

"Latinos tend to hold conservative social views"

Nope. Not in the under-40 generation. The overwhelming majority are both pro-choice and pro-marriage equality. You're assuming stuff the data in no way backs up.

"I wouldn't say no to ever doing an MMO again," Morhaime said to Polygon. "But I can say that right now, that's not where we want to be spending our time."

Sim boobies.

That second call is pretty good

This article made me buy the game.