Low-cost cosplay, what a fantastic idea. What he lacks in money spent on them he makes up for in enthusiasm and ingenuity.

"Yeah, we're all Broncos fans now."
-America post-Richard Sherman interview

Add a helmet and a saddle section, and et voila:

As a guy, I'm always most shocked by the fact that plethora of penis injuries that make up this list. Seriously, who would ever want to stick something through the urethra? You deserve to lose your johnson for being that dumb

You're WRONG Burneko! Scrambled eggs should be cradled by a small, fluffy flour tortilla and a dash of hot sauce.

And also they are an abomination. Thank you for not writing an article about mashed sweet potatoes.

"Look at me! I'm just like Apolo OH NO!"

GGB people. GGB !!!!!!

Everyone should read Jeff Lemire's creator owned work.

I am a Colorado native and lived there for 23 years. I have never once heard of a Cowboy Cookie.