Get over yourself. Everyone in America knows that Ohio is not the worst, it’s not the best, it’s the dullest state in the Union. The state is mostly flat and lacking in any character, just like it’s residents. It’s also the home of Skyline chili which is a fucking abomination that tears away rectal lining until the…

Schilling = Worst Tweet

Is it just me?

GET FAHKED

POOPSICLE!!!!!!!

Oboe. Only a complete asshole chooses to play the fucking oboe.

Colon cancer from all those processed meats he shoves in his maw wouldn’t be bad either.

He was probably yelling sweet nothings at Mays just like he did whenever he saw Jackie Robinson.

I liked that last Superman and this film looks like trash.

Took some digging, but it’s the Santa Maria.

Oh, I disagree, the Wilpons think about Mets fans all day. They are constantly thinking about how to sucker that fanbase into paying off more of their debt caused by the financial malfeasance with Bernie Madoff. The Wilpons love Mets fans.

LOL at all the Kobe shills stuck in the gray’s.

Anyone else have a gripe with the spawn locations? Seems like 10% of the time I get spawned into the middle of a meat grinder. Or I spawn walk a couple steps and then 3 folks of the opposite team get spawned right behind me and mow me down.

Times like these I am thankful to be lactose intolerant.

Ever hear about my neighbor that got a frozen hot dog stuck in her hoo hoo?

There is one on eBay right now and in the subject it says 2012-2013 (which is odd in itself).

I dispise pumpkin beers and that’s why I enjoy Souuthern Tier’s Warlock.

Bartolo’s chin breaks the internet.

He was on Twitter last night owning the Hill Farmstead brewery.