I was an accessory to something similar. Me and two friends had snuck out one night freshman year to smoke cigars. We saw a car broken down on what is normally a very busy street, but at 1am only had cars passing once a minute or so. My friends absolutely destroyed that car with rocks; anytime they heard a car coming…

ahhhh this is really bad but as elementary school kids in the early 90s we didn’t have the anti-bullying ethos of today to know better... there was this one kid in our class with cerebral palsy and we used to tell him that so-and-so wanted a hug so he would walk over to whoever the target was and attack them during…

your cat died

Look, I love Canada. They’re awesome. That being said, it’s not like they don’t have electoral issues from time to time.

Husky and Starch

Short-form Foodspin trailer

Is Peter Thiel financially backing this lawsuit? If so, ESPN is fucked

THOSE ARE DIGIMON!

I also think a lot of Big College towns could handle the summer Olympics. I am biased, but Columbus, OH could work out pretty well. With all the training facilities and arenas for Ohio State, a MLS team, and a NHL team; not much more would be needed. They also have a decent convention center that could hold a lot of…

Atlanta was a rare success story (along with L.A. and Seoul), until the Braves left the beautiful, 20-year-old (!) stadium to bilk a new one out of Cobb County.

I feel like the easy answer is that as part of the Olympic bid a country agrees to host the Olympics and Paralympics in the same year (say 2016), then in six years when the venues are naturally dilapidated and abandoned they just host “Running Man”.
Whole new revenue stream, no overhead. You’re welcome, Earth.

Darth Wader

Ohio’s so shitty most people who went to space were from there; because no where on Earth is far enough away from Ohio.

As a resident of western Pennsylvania, I was with you...right up until I realized you were counting the Crew as a “major-league sports team”. I mean sure, technically they are, but if you wanted to laud Columbus for something, you probably should’ve gone with the fact that Ohio State is consistently in the top five…

AND IT HAS ANCIENT PSYCHIC TANDEM WAR ELEPHANT!!!

Microsoft: Announces XB1 w/ tv, media, etc.

Especially played by a dread-wearing white guy

Savage man, savage.

Screw that dark sludge Vermont likes to tout as the best maple syrup. True Grade-A amber syrup comes from New Hampsha!