Yes. Thank you. YES.

Dealers will then help nail down final options and colors. And then you can drive home in your new Bavarian tank.

I be-lieve you can get me through the fli-hiiiiiiight!

I have loved this story since I first heard it on some space-dork website somewhere, and it is my go-to factoid for making Apollo Truther dipshits eat their words.

If you don’t squint at all he looks exactly like a middle-aged Butthead, as in Beavis and. I always thought that the way he was drawn reflected no living human being on the planet, but I was wrong.

Land’o’goshen, if you’re at the point where you have to apply the “always roll with a freshie” concept to your fitted hats, you are living life the right way. Damn.

The very moment your ass hits that Teutonic leather.

DING! 

He reflexively started running his mouth before the developed part of his brain kicked in and recognized that this was a lie he could be caught in, and then midstream swerved back to something, if not truthful, at least less-far from the truth. (Interestingly, further study is needed to determine if the presence of an…

I dunno...even if they deserve it, it feels weird just taking someone’s wheels away. If somebody needs their car to get to work, taking it away from them for a stupid mistake shouldn’t ruin their life.

Right? Poe’s Law used to stunning, glorious effect to get a hate-bait post on the front page. This is trolling at its most masterful.

Fantastic article Ryan, your hard work is evident. Thank you.

Ha, score one (well...it’s a Lada so one-half) for keeping those bald-ass all-seasons on in the wintertime: we’ve found the one niche situation where breaking grip at the slightest hint of cold water is a GOOD thing!

No Haynes manuals but there’s a pile of saucer sections out back you can dig through if ya need something (byo phase coupler). Yeah, all those old Utopia Planitia models had a known issue with near-warp decoupling after a coupl’a million lightyears.

Yeah, just (as in all things) be sure to keep hold of your nuts. (...And your thread chasers. *Side-eyes hard @ David Tracy*)

I’m a big fan of this one for some light bedtime reading.

That’s when you hear it.

Me, trying to decipher this mystery: “...Honda NS...3000GT...Nismo?”

Sounds like a paramotor. Check out “Tucker Gott” on YouTube and go from there.

You don’t need to “plan” another video series, my dude. You and Torch just need to get some helmet cameras and hang out.