SalsaShark
SalsaShark
SalsaShark

Of course, copyright holders are required to defend their properties

We used some small tungsten counter-weights, about pound or so. The weights engineer decided to screw with someone and asked for some help. He handed the boxes over one at a time for the other guy to put on the shelf before tossing the last box. Which was empty. Which got rocketed to the ceiling.

I’ll have him sign a waiver.

Y’know, Tracy, when you just did it to yourself it was enjoyable to read about.

Now it’s a Porsche Taycan’t.

Look. I like Jalopnik, and most of the authors. But none of you are pilots, as far as I can tell, and it really shows.

You know how many times I’ve seen people cross the active when they’re not supposed to, especially at municipal airports? How many times I’ve misheard ATC and been corrected by my co-pilot, or vice

In this time of COVID-19, naps become days. I fell asleep and awakened to Christmas Morning! My gift is my deliverance from the grays!

Someone bring me out of the grays so I can have a discussion with Andrew P. Collins...

Great idea!!

uhhh nope

That’s how you get the vibrance to shaken the doors. Which are both perfectly cromulent words, actually.

Don’t you know that the more carbon fiber trim pieces you add, the car gets lighter?

A few thousand RPM per second is the derivata of RPM and thus appropriate if you speak of how fast revs rise and fall.

Can we come out of COVID-19 and not ever have to see an Alcantara/suede interior again? It gets gross, wears poorly, and always looks like it needs to be re-brushed directionally.

This reads like 7th grade english assignment.

I don’t mind the name Polestar. That was my mother’s nickname back in college. If it’s good enough for my mom, it’s good enough for my car.

Came here to say this - the name is brilliant. Something about it just is perfectly aligned with the design, material choices, color pallette etc. Even the Polestar logo itself fits.

From an aesthetics and marketing perpsective, this thing is an A+ and is just about ready to turn me into a fanboy.

Just as a side note, I am incredibly impressed with everything Polestar has put together, as a side-brand from Volvo. I’d say Volvo in general just seems to have its shit together right now.

True! That’d have been interesting.

Kristen Lee is so steadfastly opposed to lame-ass shit that she refused to stop making fun of me for months after she realized that General Tso’s chicken is my go-to order at a Chinese restaurant. She called me white as hell, a weenie from Ohio, and roasted my basic-ness.