Oh, my dude. As a life-long Masshole, I’m telling you: win or lose, you still have to put up with us bitching all year long. We’ll find something. You know it, deep down in your heart of hearts, you do.

derp, replied to the wrong thing. Is it still cool to blame all my mistakes on Kinja?

I could’ve sworn it was Van Halen. “RUNNIN’ WITH THE PEBBLLLLLLLLLES!”

Beware of the switchover from Town Law to Country Law.

Whatevs, wake me when they invent mid-drift tire changes. DRIFTS FOR WEEKS, YO.

Theoretically, but it’d involve wiring a 3-phase, 115V, 400Hz component into a 12V electrical system.

I want someone to flog that sum’bitch so hard it goes back in time to when Ayrton was alive so HE can drive it.

Yes. Nice pull. In fact, I’m’a go all the way to “NOICE” on this one.

There’s pretty much no vehicle people freak out more about strange old screaming dudes trying to get into.

Oh good heavens, that’s from the factory? I don’t recall the Gen 1s even having a roof....

I’m sure Aston Martin will be happy to supply purchasers with a custom made Ingress/Egress Assistance Device* for a...reasonable fee, of course.




*(It’s an engine hoist with some Aston Martin stickers and cf-weave appliqué.)

When in doubt, throttle out!

I’m voting NP because I have a problem. A Locost problem. Specifically: I want one.

Makes sense. Any high-net-worth enthusiast will tell you that you can’t have enough authentication factors for your desirable vehicle.

So let me get this straight:

Custom wagon.
6.1 liter Hemi.
Big brakes.
De-badged.
Laguna Seca Blue.

Is this a car, or a cruise missile aimed at my junk?!

That’s what I figured - I’m a software guy - but I don’t have any firsthand experience with just where the edge between software and hardware capabilities is on tactical aircraft. Designing future-proof systems is a fascinating topic to me, though.

Thank you, great comment.

Thanks, Gary. Great piece.

I appreciated Tyler’s concurrency piece, because so much of it was new to me.

Irony, thy name is Vladimir Putin complaining that Donald Trump ordered wiretaps on the Kremlin.