Gearheads in your late 20s, say hello to your conception soundtrack (and, if you're really lucky, location).

Hahahaha, brilliant.

Between that bro's face and the red velour-upholstered dash, I think we have enough evidence to safely presume that we just watched Zapp Branningan's g-g-g-g-g-great grandfather wipe out spectacularly.

SPEED WABBLE!

1. What's with the smoke? Are those his bearings? if so,
1a. WTF, dude? Seriously, all the WTFs.
2. Haha, pants. Nice ass, ass.

I'm glad I CTRL-F'd this page before posting, this was exactly my nomination.

If you're lying in the street semiconscious after just having been run over, it kinda looks like an Aventador!

Thanks. I know WAY more about obscure NASA satellites than, say, underpowered malaise-era domestic land-yachts.

With a very slightly expanded definition of "car," I'm nominating Dawn, the satellite that NASA launched into the asteroid belt back in 2007.

"Honest Cruiser," perhaps? Which, in terms of lies-per-word makes that one of the most efficient statements ever uttered in English.

Although normally quite docile, the Common Hatchback has been known to charge even much larger adversaries when threatened, or when defending its young.

I would lick their floors clean if that's what they needed me to do.

LoCosts are ALWAYS NP.

Here's hoping that my son grows up learning about all the world-changing inventions that Elon Musk (and other people like him) have created, and says "Edison who?" when someone brings up lightbulbs. If the only good thing to come out of the internet is the ease with which hacks and posers can be exposed, it'll all be…

I don't know the guy personally or anything, I just appreciate the cool stuff he does. And I have no problem admitting that it's pretty much the case that I appreciate it "because spaceship."

Scoff if you must, but the man's odds of actually building a Mars Colony are 50/50 and pick 'em. And if we're really lucky, he'll turn it into The B Ark. The guy is basically a supervillain, so there's no reason at all to think he won't. Then we'll see who's making snarky internet comments!

• Elon Musk invents "buying things online."

Fortunately, I work with some sports nerds.

I have no idea. I kind of like not knowing.

1. Please tell me the owner's manual refers to this system as the "Koenigsegg Electronic Stability Thing." That is just so perfectly, weirdly Scandinavian and I love it.

I see Poor Hydration Yellow, white, red and gray versions of an "AMG Black Edition" car.