Look pal, I don't come to Jalopnik for minivan "jokes." I come here for timely, accurate, topical facts about minivans. I need to keep my finger on the pulse of the minivan universe. For the children. So if there's a tier of minivan that is "Elite," especially compared to other, potentially-less-than-Elite minivans,…
I don't understand why we can't build fully (or, heck, 98%) automated prisons.
Prediction: in about a week, you're going to get a letter in the mail from EZ Pass that just says "Yeah, right." and a bill for the tolls.
Yeah, that sounds right to me. Identity AND access in that case, with identity being of prime importance at least to somebody. Double-factor authentication combining something you have with something you know is a far more secure approach, but also insane overkill for a car. Who wants to have to pull out their RSA…
Oh, no doubt it's cooler than a key. By miles.
Oops, let me throw that soda can out for you, buddy!
Hear, hear. This moment is to gearheads what "It's dangerous to go alone! Take this!" is to Kotaku readers.
If Ferraris sculpted by the famous design house can wear the "Pininfarina" logo badge, what decoration do we give this yawning grille?
If the guy wasn't speeding excessively, then, yes, he was fine.
So: it's okay to speed around on public roads, endangering innocent bystanders, if the nearest track is really far away?
Heh. We're lookin' good this morning, man. Let's go out into residential neighborhoods and make a bunch of left turns. What could go wrong?!
With houses that close to the street, I'd be astonished if it were a 50-60 zone. That looks like it'd be a 30 zone where I live.
Same here. And I have a Mac, with a black cursor. More coffee in the Lambo crash thread, please!
You're probably right.
Haha, yeah...it's like the worst Hard Rock Cafe in the world.
Since Torch is off sleeping off his racetrack shenanigans and can't do this properly with Photoshop and whatnot...
2nded. Ballaban is doing great work - I look forward to weekend Jalopnik!