The car I was in had nav that wouldn't work, Bluetooth that couldn't find my phone, a button on the wiper stalk that I pressed by accident which changed all the menus, windows that squeaked, and a roof that lightly leaked. And I wouldn't change any of it.

(NOTE: I originally gave this, one of the absolute best looking cars ever on the road, a 10 for exterior. Our first 10 ever for design. Matt told me it had to be a 9. We had an argument, where I told him why he was wrong. But since I value a paycheck, this car is now getting a 9. Please direct all hatred his way. I…

To say nothing of prop blade pitch, the original CVT!

BALLABAN! Get on the stick and cross-post this shit to io9. The world needs to KNOW.

I know how I'd hate it. When I was stuck behind some asshat doing 10 under the limit and I realize that the target-lock iconography and the big switch on the wheel labeled "FIRE" are just for show, god DAMMIT.

We should all be so lucky to get paid for that.

Precisely.

Here's hoping "Launch Control" on the Egoista is less an ironic, wistful euphemism and more like an accurate description of imminent events.

That is fan-fucking-tastic.

Oh, lord. Are we now fighting over whether or not we should even be fighting over this car?

I think I can guess which part forms the chest when this thing transforms into a robot.

Holy crap, I'm not even READING this article, because this is a Porsche 968 droptop that goes HMMMMM. I'm calling my bank, and wondering if we really need to pay for daycare when we've got a backyard with a fence.

he was posting on an online forum so maybe he didn't care that much about grammar/punctuation for some reason

That's what I was thinking, maybe a Locost donor. But then again, it'd be a lot of extra work to de-turd the thing just to get it prepped to be a proper donor car.

You and Wes? You're doing God's work, sirs.

Remind me to subtly alter the badging on the back of my Hyundai to trick people into thinking I'm rolling one of these.

You're forgetting that this is an F&F movie. 10 bucks says that tank's got nitrous.

Any plane whose standard response to being shot at with telephone-pole sized missiles was to just go faster easily earns "badass" status in my eyes. And the faster she went, the better she got - smoother, more efficient, more badass.

Turns out, this isn't limited to Saabs, or to artsy-fartsy Williamsburg musician types. Remember Tony Stark's R8 from the first Iron Man? Turns out, the production had a couple of them, and they tried to wail on 'em during the climax of the film (when they're fighting outside the Stark factory and Obediah Stane fucks…

Oh good, they remembered the high-viz flag. Y'know, for safety.