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It's just not a Ferrari event without some Eurotrash d-bag sporting a scarf, is it?

What? No cupholder?

Where is the online customizer so I can spec one out in stealth matte-black with obnoxiously painted brake calipers and carbon fiber urr'thang?! Quit holding out on me, McLaren!

No supermodel? DEMERITS.

"Chicago Style" steering wheel. New Yorkers need not apply.

Everyone’s digging their car out to go places, so there shold be lots of cleared spots everywhere.

"I'm sure the manual will indicate which lever is the velocitator and which is the deceleratrix."

Allow me to once again link to the Targa Miata page. Keith Tanner is the tech who built the car and is the driver; his wife Janelle learned how to be a co-driver so that they could take on the Targa Newfoundland together (that, my friends, is love). Neither one of them is any kind of slouch, either: they came in third…

If Han Solo had been born in the Valley in the early 90s, THIS WOULD BE HIS FUCKING RIDE. 

That's not a panel mis-alignment, it's a cleverly-positioned cooling duct.

McLaren took a cue from Porsche's manual on how to sell high-end sports cars, providing optical effects by JJ Abrams as a high-cost option.

"...while it handles better than it's Giotto-era rear axle would suggest, the soul of this car is still peeling out of a Dairy Queen."

>Anyone educate me?

Step 0: how do we detect this effect from a distance? Let's figure out if anybody else has already gotten this kerjigger working. Are we going to step out into an empty universe, or a Scalzian universe that's teeming with aggressive life-forms that more or less match our level of technology?

A FREE CONTAINER SHIP, JERRY!!

#COTD

Hardigree warned you, eh Jason...?

Pffffffffhahahahahaha, okay.

I wonder how quickly profiles can be spam-uploaded onto the site. Just upload literally everybody onto them. It'd make the sites completely useless, because there'd be no stigma left. It'd be just another annoyance. Plus it wouldn't even be 'false' or 'wrong' - everybody has the POTENTIAL to be a prostitute. You never…