Aw, that really, really sucks. It sounds like you are doing a great job of supporting her. Make sure you have some support too. A friend or whoever that's not your wife that you can vent to.

Theory: Justin cries because his wife is pregnant with a boy and he was imagining all the father/son bonding ahead.

This makes me feel a lot better about the $500 phone bill I racked up when I was 13. The worst part was that the guy was a total jerk. 500 bucks to hear over and over how we were better as friends and he needed to keep his "options open." Ugh. Pre-teenism is the worst.

This was ice-cream-chokingly funny. Always write these forever.

"LOL" is a phrase the gets thrown around a lot these days, but jeez, that first sentence.

As my husband pointed out to me, think about all the male guards who know that certain women have been sterilized. Doesn't that leave these women open to sexual assault, on top of all the other gross violations this practise entails? Horrifying.

Uhhh, who wrote the treatment for that music video? "We open with a shot of Ms. Kardashian's butt. It is clad in white leather and lube. Generic club beats thump mindlessly in the background."

"Filed to Dirt Bag"... Indeed.

It's just awful. I'm surprise people didn't whip out their phones to film the assault. Ugh.

Yeah, they broke up awhile ago. Now that Ryan Gosling is supposedly on the rocks with Eva, all the Gosling/McAdams shippers are back in full swing. Now you're all caught up!

Alas, I fear you may be right. I'm a pretty straight-bodied gal with an extra long torso and short-ish legs. Add to that the fact that I'm sporting the ol' post-baby tummy donut and watch how the denim gods smite me!! You're correct in the assessment that I don't have the hips to support the style probably.

I really want to get on board with this. However, I find that they always slip down over the muffin top during the day, resulting in a horrific denim pooch in the thigh/crotch area. WHAT AM I DOING WRONG??? Tighter fit? Industrial grade belt? Help me.

I met my husband on tour with a band when I was in high school. He walked into the bar where my band had played the night before and BAM. It was totally love at first sight. We talked a bit, but didn't exchange numbers. Later I found out that he raced back to the bar to find me, but I had left.

Three days later I…

I can tell that everyone is just trying to be helpful with suggestions for blocking this dude, but I think the response gets right at the heart of the problem with cyber stalking. It's up to YOU, the victim, to find ways to keep HIM, the creeper, out of your life. Ways that don't include a cop knocking on his door and…

A Netflix/Laura Mercier sponsored party?! Ahhhh, imagine the GIFT BAGS!! I'm jealous.

I think the SAG awards are sort of the throw away awards show for fashion. Globes gown is the attention grabber, while Oscars wear has to be elegant/classy/timeless. SAGs are just... whatever.

Agreed. A similar thing happened when an MLB player wrote a gay slur on his eyeblack for a game last year. He later claimed it was a language related misinterpretation, even though the word he used is a well-known Spanish term for f****t. Nice try, bud.

Go home Jezebel, you're drunk.

Anyone else think that Vogue purposefully DIDN'T Photoshop the hell out of Lena because they knew something like this might happen? #conspiracytheory #whereismytinfoilhat

Oh man, that's tough one! Especially since the husband saw the messages. I'm sure it would be hard to forget that. Still, there are kids involved so maybe that changes things? It's also extra complicated since nothing physical actually happened. Gah, what a horrible mess.