Yaven was an inside job! More about the evil Rebellion later on tonight on Imperial Bothan News.

Ah, the good ol Peel P50. So, when is someone going to do a GTA beach assault using a Ford Fiesta?

Is that an issue? Would you prefer cell-shading? Oh, maybe you don’t want them to be anthropomorphic. Here you go: THEM FIGHTIN’ HERDS!

That was a “Suspicious Engram” given to you from Rahool. It’s “Green”. Of course, the joke is, all the high level engrams he gave you at the beginning of last year ended up as stupid Greens. So this year, he started off by giving you a Green that turns into an Exotic.

That’s not true. I put in a bunch of purple shirts into my washer, and all I got out was a bunch of smaller blue shirts. DAMN, why did I buy this Rahool-Brand Washer that only uses bleach and hot water!

It works better when you make the sound while walking through automatic doors.

And it looks like MorkovkaLol was caught and banned by Valve recently:

It went okay. But we got Zoids Zero first, instead of Chaotic Century, which was depressing because CC was much better. Also, when CC aired, Cartoon Network showed all the episodes BUT the last 4. And then it was another 8 months before they showed the final 4 episodes of CC. I’m pretty sure they tried to do another…

That was when they were starting out. It’s been a long time since then. Hopefully they’ll do better this year, but since they just traded away their highest point scorer from last year (the kicker), I don’t see that happening.

I’ll have pride in the Jags when they pretend they’re actually playing the game professionally. I’ve seen wrestlers put on more professional “competitions” than the Jags. And wrestling is predetermined.

I suppose I could go watch some Professional Sports locally, but the Jax Jaguars will just lose, again. I think I’d prefer to watch someone play a video game instead. At least then I might see someone I’m cheering for win.

They just put out an updated version/expansion out recently too. Give it a look as well. It’s very much something that game nights were meant for.

Who wants to play as a regular ol’ monster when you can play as a Boss Monster?

You Can’t Do That on Television taught me all I needed to know about making sure to get rid of people when I became a Generalisimo in some South American Dictatorship. Nowadays you can’t show someone being shot by anything more than a laser blast that causes an explosion behind them, but in the early 90s, you could…

Even though they said “We’ll give you the ship, 5 extra ship slots, and 7 days of premium”, they’re STILL trying to be cheap and say “We’ll give you the ship but nothing else”?

“Oh, new content for Destiny, I brought pizz—-Oh gawd. Not again.”

Air quotes look weird when you only use 1 finger on each hand. It’s like he’s air quoting and flipping us off at the same time.... actually, that explains a lot now that I say it out loud.

My roommate’s copy of “Far Cry” is still enjoying it’s burial at sea somewhere in the Pacific Ocean, with help from the US Navy.

So, later this season, does a wizard from the moon show up?

Actually, I’d prefer the cheaper Glitter and Silver Stormtrooper helmet the Shockmaster wore. But that’s because I love how hilariously bad that wrestling segment turned out.