I would like to note that Keith David trumps Burt Reynolds, any day of the week. Good going, Saints Row 4, you're going to be even more awesome than Saints Row 3.

The one thing I can't forgive in that video is... WHY DOES HE HAVE TWO WATCHES? Just... WHY?! Is Watches the new Final Fantasy Belt of fashion this year? Calling Watch Dress before the end of the year.

I've been signed up for the Beta, but still no invite. GAH! The waiting is killing me. This game looks so awesome and unique. Also, I love the art style.

My gawd that's sexy. It would fit right on the shelf next to a box of vintage cigars and an old turn table.

Mr. Resetti is truly evil. And heaven forbid you accidentally go too far and have to reread the WHOLE thing over because you missed him telling you to say "You're Sorry".

I hope you know you're making me want to look up David Bowie's Magic Balls on Youtube, just I can see him fondle his big ball with one hand. Oh heck, here, everyone can watch David Bowie playing with his big ball.

Spirit Rider Top Hat Guy for Mayor! I'd vote for him! But more likely I'd have been eaten by a Hellbug already. :/

Pretty much everyone in the previous SimCity articles were having big depressions from a lack of the the Disaster Watch logo.

So many repainted Nerf guns.

Trust me, that quote of his, I looked at my radio while I was in my car and was like...

Really? Jon Stewart is the corporate shill? REALLY?

I don't think Rush Limbaugh is a politician. Neither is Sean Hannity. What they talk about IS political though. And usually fairly mind-numbing.

You know what they need... a nice bulldozer. But then they'd probably complain about the display department's notice about the display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying Beware of the Leopard.

Tony Stark downloaded this armor mod... IN A CAVE, with a 2400 Baud Modem and one of those telephone systems made from two cans and a string!

The only way our "violent video games" are going to go out and hurt anybody is if we force most of America to play the bad games, like Steel Battalion: Heavy Armor!

Well of course the publisher is going to say that. I'd be more surprised if they came right out and said "Oh, yeah, we totally f'd the pooch on this one. OUR BAD!" Lawyers are manning the SEGA guns, so it's not surprising they're saying it's without merit.

Censorship doesn't belong here... IN AMERICA!

2K Marin's been on my "Beware" listen since Bioshock 2. At least it seems like they MIGHT be proceeding in a better direction than they were 2 years ago. "Seems Like" are the operative words there though.

It's funny because that's basically what happened.

Will it answer all the unanswered questions though? Where am I? Uh, hello? How do I get home?