Finish the game by grabbing a shovel and bury it next to E.T. the Video Game. 3 Fables in a row, I've been promised the moon, and all I got was a few halfway decent games that weren't worth all the hype.

It's like... someone put in actual effort into an actual remake of X-Com.

Only 60 hours? That's nothing, between the 360 version, and the Steam copy I bought on Sale, I think I placed at least a good... uh... 250 hours into the game. 4 characters all leveled to max, and I've solo'd Crawmerax so much, I could do it in my sleep.

Oh great, now I'm imagining Siri looking like Cortana, but instead of doing anything useful, she just uses Google to look stuff up.

It's about damn time. I've been saying Capcom should have made a new Darkstalkers game for YEARS now, but alas, Capcom is full of people who make bad decisions so I'm not too surprised.

My problem with Nico is unlike all the other previous protagonists from the other games, Nico's story is just so DAMN slow to get moving. 2.5 hours, and I finally had the satisfaction of getting the "Here's how you shoot someone with a gun" tutorial mission.

Yes, because I need to watch Niko's boring life on TV. Thrill as he goes bowling! Watch as he gets drunk with his friend. Revel as he sees "beeg Amer-e-kan tee-tees".

You, Gearbox. Borderlands 2. Me. Now. I've been throwing money at my screen for the last 2 hours, and the game still isn't here.

Damnit, was thinking the exact same thing.

Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within.

I remember someone testing the SSDs with the PS3 about a year or so ago. I'm guessing that there've been a lot of improvements with SSD tech since then since it was stated originally that using a Solid State Drive wouldn't help and might hurt performance in some areas.

Sorry, but I don't need to give Origin 2 years to get better. I can just go to Steam, and get what I want there, without having to deal with EA. Steam's just a better deal for me, and they give me lots of reasons to love them. All Origin does is offer folks EA stuff at cost. If I wanted that, I'd go buy EA stuff for…

I know. I loved me some Chromehounds hard, and the folks I hang out with even now on XBL are folks I met in Chromehounds. Just a great game, and one where finding the right folks to work with could forge some real good friends.

Now Metal Gear fans will know what it felt like for Chromehound fans when From Software shut down the Chromehound servers. Except, you know, the whole part about how Metal Gear was about blowing up giant robots and sneaking and Chromehounds was about giant robots blowing up other giant robots, trees, houses, tanks,…

You're in my way, sir.

I would have been down with this. Especially if I could have gotten my own personal attack dog. Like the Attack Dogs killstreak, but just a single one to use. Would have been so awesome.

Not really, because they're more than just acting as memory cards. It's DLC as well, but it's totally usable in other games (when they make them). It would be akin to what Bioware does with Mass Effect, but instead of having your saves on your console, you can have it on your shelf, or your pocket, or on display.

They're not peripherals. They're figures. And they act as memory cards for your character's leveling and stuff.

I'm sorry, but that's just sad and unmanly. You know how this could be improved? Pastel ponies. I'd be down with flying on a plane with Rainbow Dash on the side. She never crashes... uh... well... no wait.

Wow Japan, I'm speechless. I'm so very, very speechless.