Japanese characters with belt buckles is equivalent to Liefeld characters with pouches and diamond-shaped feet. Just because they might have been popular at one time doesn't mean they are good.

I can't wait to get my new Space Flamethrower that shoots lasers at people.

Maybe they should have been powered by POPStation Vita, instead. Come on, they're BOUND to make one at some point.

I was going to watch the VGAs, but then Skyrim threatened to shot an arrow into my knee. So I went to play it instead... And then Killing Floor, Team Fortress 2, Forza 4, uh... oh, and Payday: The Heist.

And here I thought me killing the Elf Hunter in the Marketplace of Whiterun was horrible. His brother in "The Drunken Huntsman" calls me a "Horrid Wretch" whenever I go in to sell stuff to him. Oh, sure, he likes me after I sell him lots of stuff and buy lots of new ebony arrows, but every time I come back, it's…

How Ironic.

"It's the Force-A-Nature, one of the best weapons available for Team Fortress 2's Scout."

Well, they would if they weren't required by law to be compulsive liars.

Yeah, how dare Skyrim give you several hundreds of hours of entertainment value for 60 dollars. Hasn't Kane & Lynch 2 proved that you need to offer 4 to 5 hours of entertainment value for 60 dollars?!?

Eh, that's a technicality, because D&D has been a board game... like Dragon Strike! So here's Spoony to talk about the game. Dungeon Quest is good too, but Dragon Strike is hilarious.

D&D is just Skyrim: The Board Game.

Oh, I know what she could be charged with... It's called "Assault".

Yeah, because selling 3.4 MILLION copies in 48 hours and more than 450 MILLION dollars in sales in the first week the benchmark for doing something wrong.

Kotaku is not like the following movie line quote...

Stop bringing your "Logic" and "Reasoning" into this argument! We'll only argue on Kotaku based on preconceived notions about stuff and things!

They made the new Voltron show into an XBLA game? Oy vey.

This needs more Sgt. Pepperspray's Lonely Hearts Club Band influence instead...

That... is a lot of sweet rolls.

"I am Heavy Sword Nord, and this iz my weapon."

Nooo! You made it into a cover of a current-gen FPS! Nooooo-good job though but-ooooooo!