Hartmann: "Not my fault. Someone put logic and reason in my way."

It looks "fucking" awesome?

HEY NOW! Let's not get hasty here.

Oh Spoony, you manage to express my soul-crushing depression and furious anger so well when it comes to the XCOM game.

"But the problem was that turn-based strategy games were no longer the hottest thing on planet Earth. But this is not just a commercial thing – strategy games are just not contemporary."

I didn't say it made sense, I was just trying to come up with something that might 'sound' rational... but not really. I honestly have no clue why folks hate EA. They're not Activision, and that makes them O.K.

I'm hoping this means Modernwarfare3.com soon redirects to PvZ. Hahah!

For the 750 MILLION dollars EA bought them for, I'd say they were doing AWESOMELY great.

Nooo! Wally's down! Oh gawd, they ate the top of his hard, nutty shell! Those bastards! Raaaawww!!!!

EA wouldn't do that.

Uh, when they started charging for on-disk DLC? Uh, I don't know. They're not as evil as Activision though. And hey, 750 million dollars can buy a lot of brains for some poor, needy zombies.

I don't know, the designs just seemed 'off' to me. And the Chimera just seems 'off' to me as well, even if it's not quite the same way at Legendary. Maybe it's just the fact that the goat head is mounted above the lion head and not beside.

Remember Legendary, and how it had mythical creatures that looked really weird and stuff? Yeah, let's hope this game turns out to be NOTHING like that one, because that game was horrible.

Go play X-Com now. It's not role-playing, unless you call having your face evaporated by a plasma rifle by an evil alien a role. And when you invent laser rifles, enjoy the role of 'Barn Destroyer', because doorways are for chumps! Go all Bad Company on those aliens and tear up walls to shoot the squishy stuff hiding…

It was on sale earlier this week on STEAM. It's pretty fun, and plays a lot like Geometry Wars though, except lots of extras and the whole "Powered by your music" set up. Make sure you pick music with lots of bass and volume because that'll net you a LOT more points, since the game throws stuff at you depending on…

This TAY isn't PSA-ie enough. So have Nathan Fillion give all us gamers some educational thoughts on a condition that effects many of us....

Make sure you pick up Beat Hazard too. It's like Geometry Wars, except it stars music you've collected and boss fights.

My roomie wasn't very good with his original Strange Rocket Launcher, but somehow he's totally a pro with the DH. It never occured to him until he got the Strange DH to actually try it out.

Most of the weapons in TF2 don't change a huge portion of the gameplay, just some of it.

Oh, I know the feeling. I was going Epic Demoman last week. Lay bombs on cart, watch guys huddle around it, make huge explosion, continue till I beat my highest damage to that point and then continue. Took one of my friends switching to Sniper before I finally died.