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Chromehounds 2, with Armored Core designs.

It's like From took everything I loved about Chromehounds, sprinkled it all over Armored Core IV, and then slowed the action down so you could get a real sense of combat in a more modern-ish setting instead of some high-flying fight on an airship or in a space station.

If I can import Noble 6 into Halo: CEA, and thereby have MC & 6 running around, I think I'll be totally happy.

Oh, well, he was like... "All that stuff with Fable 2, we made it better." But yeah, he was more quiet about 3 than he was about 2, but it was still too much by my standard.

Dude Huge is totally rockin' the "I AM DISAPPOINT" look. I can only imagine it's because of Fable 3. Stop promising us the moon, Peter, or Dude Huge will look disappointingly at you in his silly hat.

JC needs to factor in SRIII into that whole Rapture thing, because a world without Saints Row III is no world worth living in.

Indeed. Nothing says hilarious like Kevin Butler.

Give me a Riddler controller, and I'll think about buying one.

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But everything I learned about how to deal with Negative Forum Comments with the help of Red vs. Blue's "Real Life vs. Internet". It's a lot like discussing politics, except you know, with less Nader.

Because it's only 99 cents. They're already being generous to the players. And the rest is good to cover any expenses, and maybe a little relief payment to the game devs.

I thought that was what XBL's ability to "Avoid This Player" was for. I know I love rating other players just so I never have to deal with their douchbaggery in a future game.

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Very, very big rock you have there, sir.

And Activision goes straight to the PSN Plus mode of making more money off their customers.

Yeah, how could we expect such a service to be, you know... free. I'm almost afraid what Activision will make Bungie do with their next game, now that Bungie works with them.

No, not Discovery Channel! I can't live without my constant stream of Mythbusters, Deadliest Catch, and Cash Cab!

I was going to make a joke about how Japan's PS3 could access the PSN Store, but that PS3 is way too damn sexy to joke about. WHY DOESN'T THIS STUFF COME OUT HERE!?!

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I'm sure Sony will accept full responsibility for the PSN attack and apologize to the House Energy & Commerce subcommittee.

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Hey, you tell me there's an achievement involved, and I'll do almost anything. Rob a bank, BLEEP BLOOP. Climb a building to just jump off of it, BLEEP BLOOP.

Does anyone else think that Square Enix might not actually be run by humans who can actually think, but instead an infinite number of monkeys on PCs who type stuff out until a JRPG comes out on the other end?