Okay, this is getting crazy. This is turning into the "Who In The World Hacked Sony Playstation Network?"

Of course it isn't. Assassin's Creed II proves there are plenty of people to kill in Italy as well.

I'm not sure about a game, but the movie will totally be called "I Know What You Weren't Playing Online Last April".

Yeeeaaaahhh... I hate to tell Sony how to run their business, but isn't showing off new Playstation stuff off while the whole PSN is down "till we fix all the stuff that be broke" sort of like showing off your new kitchen after your garage caught on fire last week? And you haven't swept up the ashes.

Global Agenda: Free Agent is Free2Play. Sort of says it right there in the title I guess.

Yet, all of those comics are still better than CAD. *bahdumtish*

I think this comic is a bit more appropriate for the Sunday Comic.

The future is okay. I have a PC and a 360.

The only thing Sony owes us is some freakin' transparency when it comes to these outages. Instead of a vague code, a nice mention of "Hey, listen PSN users, sorry about the outage, but we had this Small case of MAJOR INTRUSION into our network, so we're going to tell you how long you can expect this problem to…

Same here. Hehe.

This has been going on since Wednesday though. And we're only NOW finding out about this "external intrusion" everyone was guessing about?

Mantober is so much better than Manuary, because of Manoween, where people dress up like MEN and go to other people's houses saying "PUNCH or TREAT". And then you get free stuff like the keys to '69 Mustangs and Shaving Cream, or you get to punch the home owner in the face while yelling... "I AM A MAN!" *punch*

Hacking the Kinect isn't the problem. It's coding that's the problem. MS is just making it easier for folks to do stuff. Instead of reinventing the wheel, Microsoft is giving folks 4 wheels and a frame.

Here's the RvB PSA, that deals with... The Zombie Plan.

That, good sir, was indeed genius.

Ah, must have missed it.

Brink's been PUSHED UP a week for release. Now it comes out on May 10th in the US, not the 17th.

Actually, I thought there was already a Call of Duty setting that crossed over with a "monster" setting that had werewolves and vampires already. Here's the video to prove it. And oddly enough, the combination of the two actually does seem like a good idea. Although if it was a game, I'm sure I'd probably have a…

Accidental Double Post. *kicks the Kotaku servers* Work damnit.

I haven't tried the controller with a fighting game, as of yet, but I'm going to assume that because the D-Pad is 4 buttons instead of a rocker-pad, that it'll be a hell of a lot more accurate.