@Shemhazaix300: Advertising and Marketing; my two arch-nemisii, we meet again!

But will it do 4D graphics and Giant Enemy Crabs as well as my PS3? I think not!

@infi: You can't skip the tutorial, per say. Not if it's your first time playing GTA4 and you have no clue how to do stuff. GTA4 doesn't give you a tutorial to skip. All their info is placed inside missions. Learn to drive by doing the very first mission, learn to shoot and get gets from the Jamaican 2+ hours into the…

@infi: No, I didn't, because the story sparced the tutorial of GTA4 into it, so it wasn't until I got hammered with my cousin did I find out how to call a taxi to drive us home, but I messed up so I drove us home... drunk.

I finished Saints Row 2. I didn't get more than 3 hours into GTA4.

Does "No Orko" count as an idea, or just a concept? Because to me, that's probably the best I can come up with. And it involves me not wanting to strangle the developer because I hate that floating Black Mage wannabe.

@adventlife: Yup, it was free.

I'm sick right now. I've been sick for the last few days, and frankly, it sucks. But that doesn't mean I haven't tried to play some video games while being sick.

@Darrisbob1: I hate that guy. Always being better than me, and my friends.

@Raso719: Yes please. Crimson Skies sequel + Nathan Fillion. It's a double word-score of WIN!

What? No NerfNow! comic? Let's fix that.... [nerfnow.com]

@chandan1014: It's all good. You did a really great job. My roomie suggested making the googles glow for the engie, and I know a friend asked about a Tron 2Fort, but I just thought I'd throw those out there.

So, if we can't guy our way into E3, we'll have to find another way. Hmm... I need a wig and a Crecente Dallas Multipass.

I fight for the Users, MAGGOT!

But Niko isn't being called by his cousin in any of these pictures. Maybe later, he'll get the call to go see "beeg, Pandor-ren tee-tees" in picture #2.

I hit the Razer Onza website, and 40 bucks for the non-Tourney and 50 bucks for the Tourney controller, yeah, I can see getting either of those in a heartbeat.

@Korbei83: It's a good think Kotaku posted that Next Gen article on how to spot Bullshot.

Well, in Borderlands, you can shoot barrels that are Blue, Green, & Red. And seeing how that game is one of my most played games on my 360, I guess that makes it so I'm no longer one of the problem.

I think I need a Buzzword-to-English dictionary, and a Bobby Kotick voodoo doll. The latter is more for preparation in case half those buzzwords translate to "milk the gaming public for all their money we can get".

@amazingmao: Those Tron cars are really realistic. ;)