Jalopnik: [shown excessive chrome and swoop designs] Too busy! Too much! What happened to simple designs???

my time to shine!!! I worked for *INSERT OEM HERE* as a release engineer for weatherstrips, and DLO’s those chrome strips around the windows are not so easy to change color, they aren’t like a bumper, or insert on the side of the car. they are almost always stainless steel or aluminum usually stretch-bent or stamped.…

Everybody hates the vehicles their parents drove them around in. My parents’ generation was carted around in station wagons, so they wouldn’t buy those and gravitated to the minivan instead*. Their kids grew up to hate the minivan, so they started buying big SUVs. This generation is now eschewing big SUVs for…

For me, it’s still more appealing to the eye. The numbers don’t lie, and things are slowing down, but the game just looks better in OT at 3 on 3.

Yes, for the sake of hormonal balance, International Women’s Day is always followed shortly by International Jeep Day. Not to be confused with International International Day.

“How many times do you roll up your sleeves? I almost always go twice: fold over on the line of the cuff then once more to lock cuff in place.”

Fordian....I see what you did there.....

lol mercury was a fordian slip, I forgot Lincoln is the one who made the cut

Yup.

The greenhouse and side sections are completely different, but they are both 4 door SUVs with four round wheels and a sloping hatch, so yeah, exactly the same.

These comparisons are getting to be really annoying. There are only so many ways to sculpt a sporty SUV. Let it go. There are a lot of parts here that also DONT look like the Infiniti. This is FAR from a badge-swapped vehicle. You people are acting as though they’re as similar as the Toyobaru twins.

Hey Nathan, while you’re here could you look over our financials? Things aren’t going so well..

Seriously, this is badly needed in the United States. Drivers here either accelerate or brake. Nobody ever seems to coast. It constantly stuns me to see brake lights on the highway at highway speeds because most idiots just accelerate up to the back of the car in front and then brake. You don’t see this in Europe or…

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Accord coupe has 355 hp and is American made? Shut the fuck up you contrarian asshole .

Plus, his Friends connection means that my wife will not be offended when I watch TG, which means that I actually *can* watch TG.

Not excited. But it could be way worse.

Scion-ara?

Why the rage for wagons? They’re not really good at anything. They’re an odd cross with too many trade-offs. The best wagons suck as utility vehicles and are really just odd-shaped cars. Wagons are not as comfortable to drive as a sedan, they look like an SUV but have little to no actual capacity, and they’re no good…