Take the Dart. Add hatch and ~3 inches of ride height. Sell as Dodge Duster. Profit.

Quick note on the target market here: My parents, late 60s, your typical retired upper-middle class white people. They’re very frugal, but spend money on stuff they care about.

Most surprising part of the headline.

What I learned from this experience is simple: most pickup truck owners don’t care what they need. They care only what they want.

Hot take: I love it.

Every episode starts with Mickey Mouse saying, “Hey kids! Do you wanna come inside my clubhouse?”

Yes, this is likely a 100k~150k GT. Aston, Maserati, etc. competitor.

For some reason I don’t feel like blaming the loss on the only guy who scored points for his team yesterday.

I bet you're really fun at parties.

Yeah, definitely looks like a compact crossover. Can’t believe they did that.

Coughlin waking right by Mara was the cleanest pass the Giants have had all season.

Dear America,

That is strange, especially because the Canadiens went 90 degrees to the left a couple of months ago.

I’m excited to see law enforcement actually crack down on distracted driving. Commuting has become a nightmare in the last few years.

You pipe down. Stop ruining tomorrow’s story.

Also a 10% or up to $2500 tax credit just became enacted a few weeks ago for electric motorcycles and scooters.

First Kyle transfers. Then Kyler is considering transferring. If Kylest goes, it’ll be really bad.

A Stormtrooper car must be the safest car on the road. It’ll never hit anything.

Here is the production version.

Wow! Aside from the grille, the front bumper, the headlights, the hoodlines, the mirrors, the roof rails, the shoulder line, and the shape of the windshield and side windows, they’re completely indistinguishable!!!