You're acting as if you have some inherent right to watch a game live at an arena. Watch it on TV like almost everyone else.

Oh my God your life was Cruel Intentions for a minute.

THAT YOU KNOW OF.

I agree with you, but Jaime doesn't.

So I tracked down the actual complaint and Unilever is suing for false advertising under the Lantham Act, alleging that Just Mayo is not, in fact, mayonnaise. And according to the complaint, the FDA does define mayonnaise as containing an "egg-yolk containing ingredient." Which of course, Just Mayo does not.

Duvel, Piraat, and La Chouffe are great Belgian ones, I like Brooklyn Local 1 as an American version and have heard North Coast Pranqster is also great but I'm not sure I've tried it myself.

Less reason to stress if you are in a frat. They store exams, notes and papers from all the classes so you don't have to work or study half as hard (gotta learn to cheat the system early so they can go on to create Ponzi schemes and such).

"Cease your apathy. This concerns all of us."

Now that whole rape thing, that's just an isolated incident. But being unable to get turnt this weekend, that concerns all of us.

I had no idea people were allowed to send live chicks through the mail. That is horrible.

I admire students who work, have families and still go to school. That is a lot of stress. I worked full time and just earned my degree in library science and I was stressed out to the nth degree. I admire people who are able to do that with kids.

I'm a Hopkins alum, and I am so glad Hopkins is finally getting the negative press it deserves for its sexual assault policies. One year while I was there, they made a big deal about having 0 reported cases of sexual assault. The feminist group on campus launched an anonymous blog to see how legitimate this claim was…

[U]nreasonable stress demands a support system that can combat mental health issues. Academic stress at Hopkins is a reason for binge drinking

I'm going to be that guy - Pat's and Geno's are the worst places in Philly for cheesesteaks.

Negative splits are plausible. 55 minute 1/2 marathon is not.

There is zero chance an amateur runner ran the 2nd half of a sub-3 hour marathon 17 minutes faster than the first. ZERO.

If it helps, I actually did grow up on a farm where we adopted a dog from a family who couldn't keep him anymore. It happens sometimes!

My dad was telling me funny stories about a dog he had growing up, which ended with, more or less, "Blackie just got to be too much of a problem in a small house in the city, so my parents gave him to one of their friends who had a farm upstate." me: "Um, Dad? Do you know what that means, when you send a pet to live…

Can the bears amnesty Cutler and then trade for Ortman? I'll hang up and listen for my answer.

Fortunately, Cutler is immune to criticism. Unlike his kids, who aren't immune to a goddamn thing.

You must be a young'n...