And once you're done, put a light coat of cooking oil on it so it doesn't rust.

Life for a 14 year old? That's excessive, in my opinion. Do you normally favor life sentences for minors?

"I made the decision in an attempt to de-escalate the conflict, and I readily admit that it had the opposite effect," he said in an email to parents. "I take full responsibility for the decision, and I apologize for the disruption it has caused.

As a fairly new home owner that is tackling more and more DIY projects, this new Workshop section of Lifehacker is probably now my favorite part of the Kinja family.

I saw this the other day.

Dude needs a swift kick in his Ayn Rand fanfic writing dick.

Second Cop, Officer McShouty, needs a hug and to switch to decaf.

THE MENZ! THE MENZ! THINK OF THE POOR, POOR MENZ!

Exactly. Here's to you, Mr.-Novelty-Helmet-Wearing-Bringer-Of-The-Haymaker. Vote this guy in for Joe Arapaio's job.

I feel like the guy in the dumb hardhat thing and the Dockett jersey is just trying to help the aforementioned poor bastard in the blue shirt. He attempts to break the brawler's grip on his throat, and then punches him when that doesn't work. But the cameraman calls him out like he's part of the fight.

it feels important to post this now

Make your bread with nothing but flour, water salt and yeast and it will almost never mold. You can use the tricks here to make use of the dried up bread. Ingredients like milk and eggs are what make your bread susceptible to mold.

Well, Peyton owns a Papa John's, so it's like... six of one...

D) All of the above?

RT @Ravens The child deeply regrets his role in the incident.

Those just LOOK like abusey faces— you know they'd do that exact same squint, that exact same lower-lip-tucked-over-the-teeth thing, when they're throwing a punch.

How many Ed Hardy hats and Affliction t-shirts do you think exist between the two of these tools?

It's nice of these guys to give the women around them such a clear and undeniable red flag. Most people have to wait weeks or even months to figure out that a guy is a piece of shit, they're really saving us all a lot of time here.

If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.

Dear god yes. You don't want the girl who spends all of her disposable income on tools to be giving financial advice. Thanks!