The glancing blows are sometimes more painful than the direct shot.

This is... not close.  CP.  

The solution is obvious - just make the other team Team USA.

What’s wrong with being a warrior for social justice, exactly? You keep using it as a pejorative, and I’m beginning to think you don’t actually know what it means.

I can’t imagine.  I don’t even want to check the grays.

Starbucks is burnt trash.

It’s still a waste.  Just because a city can eat “a bit of a loss” (I’ve got a bridge in brooklyn to sell you, BTW) doesn’t mean that it isn’t a huge waste of resources.  And for what?  A sports showcase, half of which is promoting the worst nationalistic tendencies of humanity. The only way to actually reduce the…

Perfect.

I can only hope that grandkids grow to that age given what boomers have done to geopolitics, the economy, and the planet.

I’m a lawyer too, and the shittiest lawyers are ALWAYS the ones who are unwilling or unable to admit their fuckups.

I get it, but I am saying that they jury wouldn't even hear anything about the field test. It would be an immediate mistrial. 

I have no idea how anyone would be *convicted* based on a field test.  I don’t even think that would be admissible in court.

You misspelled “IDOIT.”

CP for the old and the new one.

So if he got to play 2 stellar defenses instead of one decent defense, it would be... higher?

Those stats are...not close.  

You know what’s scary?  Literally the best QB the bears have ever had is Jay Fuckin’ Cutler.

I dunno, he feels like just a mid-tier starter to me. Certainly not special.

Found it: https://flygirl.jezebel.com/how-to-bring-drugs-on-an-airplane-1693383755

Also she did that “anonymously” and responded as the author at first, and then mistakenly re-logged in as herself, and outed herself as the author.  Great Kinja.