One thing I would add:

It's a terrible day in America when a convicted rapist has a case of the sads.

A+, Fitzsimmons. Excellent statement.

I' d consider replacing your bras. Sometimes mine manage to collect this awful-residue BO order no matter how many times I wash them.

I bet this was actually just an elaborate way for her partner, Eric, to brag to all his buddies.

Man, even Doug's 'cute youtube video' posts are stupid/boring.

I will still call them terrible names because I feel like the internet exists for the sole purpose of allowing me to be an overly judgmental bitch!

Those kids look like overprivileged white boys - the worst kind of asshole. I watched the video this morning and internally cheered. Go lady! Kick that smug fucker in his smug little face!

Um, WHAT? No one should ever move to Fresno. In fact, those who do live in Fresno should move away as fast as they can. Places in California you should never live: Fresno, Stockton, Bakersfield, Modesto, That Tiny Town on the 5 That Always Smells Like Cow Poop (I want to say Coalinga?), Sacramento. I'm sure there…

Ah Fresno...all of the California taxes and cost of living, none of the perks of living in California.

How I feel about people who try to insult T-Boz

You know we get on this whole thing about names and griping about them and how over popular they are each year....but in the end, does it really matter? Yeah, there might be 3 Sophia's in my daughter's preschool class, but we're not tied to them.....so who gives a shit? I'm so sick of this subject.

Well it was the closer side, and the women from the show also opened that door. I'm just surprised she was even still standing :-)

I agree and there's no shame in a Vegas show. Seems like a wise career move especially for a parent who might not want to be touring all the time. I just knew this Dirt Bag was Doug as soon as I read the snark about Britney's show.

Honestly, I think this might be a good thing for Britney. Vegas gigs are stable. You don't have to travel, you work with the same people every night, and you do the same show. She has had her troubles so that kind of routine is probably great. Plus, decent money if you can make it. She's still Britney Spears!

The silver lining is that this is yet another good way to sniff out those sneaky passive-aggressive racists that slink around society today.

If one reads his comments closely, one can see that he was actually not comparing homosexuality to bestiality. He also mentioned idolatry, slander, and greed as sins, yet, I don't see any slanderers or idolaters or other such groups having a fit about the man's comments. I would consider "frothing bigots" a more…

Daughter of high-power corporate parents (in the finance business, no less)?

I realize that Olivia is 11 (or 12, whatever) - but screw her and her presumptive Manhattanite rich kid close. Team Najah.

The best you should expect is a picture of said child paper clipped to the order form, preferably in their uniform. Kids are in school during normal working hours and you're going to sound like a pedo if you ask to meet a coworkers child before buying cookies.