Now you know how women have felt forever.

Are you feeling insecure and sad?

Hahaha you think marriage means a man has made a "lifelong commitment" to a woman. Hahahaha. That is the best thing I heard all week!

If I picture them at home wearing knitted dick hats, with framed pictures of their dick where the wife and kids should be, and customized wienermobiles in the garage, it makes me 50% less likely to smash my keyboard in frustration when they start arguing.

Isn't it great how much Republicans love children and families?

Bam! But most likely, her poor parents will have to take the kids on.

I'm more critical of the anticlimactic Michelle segment.

Wow. This was a really mean-spirited piece.

I almost think it comes back to the fears of moochers and welfare queens. Like, omg, people might take advantage of these programs instead of getting better jobs and doing it for themselves.

I think it's hard for many people to understand the whole "one paycheck" away concept. They can wrap their heads around the concept of being unemployed, or having the breadwinner get sick or die, but the concept that someone can have a job and/or a degree and still be stuck on that balance beam of misery is an alien…

Also, I get annoyed at the 'X IS YOUR NEW BFF/BOYFRIEND' articles.

I'm white trash and lower middle class.

To be fair, if she has travelled much then she may have been exposed to racism too. Though none of the authors seem particularly well travelled

Whyyyyyyy? Whyyyyyyyyyyyy?

I think she's a boring person and it's a boring choice.

Nancy's probably not all that impressed with me, either.

Oh, man. I think the anti-Axe body spray article brought the 14 y.o. boys out.

yeah that 2! lololol how could i have forgotten the mexicans hahaha

Nothing is as it seems when its being picked apart by hyper aware Jezzies. If you look hard enough at anything, its offensive. You just need to set the lens to "outrage".

I agree with you. This definitely reads that way, even if they're friends. This is not a photo featuring, you know, their "friendship." This is a photo featuring their asses in a pose meant to invite comparison.

I don't even think she worked out. I bet she just put on her workout clothes to take pictures in. Photoshopping is the fastest, safest, and most effective way to drop 30lbs!