i do a three month no-alcohol cleanse about four times a year!

Nasty redneck dumbfuck acts like a nasty redneck dumbfuck. Not news.

Aurelia's family doesn't live in France. Just her. When Jamie goes to her house at the end, it's obviously in Portugal.

I agree his actions were reprehensible but I don't think he should lose his job. This is an opportunity for a teachable moment and perhaps all personnel should receive more training to learn how to deal with these situations. Also, we don't know all the facts. We only have one side. I am inclined to believe her…

Men don't think too much, or well, sometimes. Humans in general and men in particular (sorry, dudes) get many nice ideas far more wrong than this, however, so I'll give him a free pass. (I mean, so long as he doesn't take it too far in terms of the kid being "everything" and her being under too much pressure to be…

Did she really not foresee this happening??

Two things:

While I don't condone what they did, this sounds like a huge overreaction. It's not like this toddler is going to suffer lasting harm from a bong toke. You wouldn't take somebody's kid away from them for a beer. Well, some of you might, I guess, but I think it would be total foolishness to do so, and this even…

I think the point was that tons of people that aren't crossdressers (or queer of any sort) are murdered, and drawing a connection to a tv show is a stretch at best.

Ms. Rimes - I beg of you, please fix the Cyrus and James "thing" either they ARE a couple or they are NOT - I won't even go into the total LACK of chemistry between the actors, but really do something; each time they are on the screen I want to slap James and tell him to leave - you've got these two heavy hitting…

"The nice young coder", do you mean CHARLOTTE LU? She was always my favorite, glad to see she left Collins and Collins and went to cause trouble in Washington.

I'm too tired of the Beyonce and Jay Z overload to care.

I know that it simply isn't possible and even if it was the money, legality and logistics involved would be a nightmare. For just a moment though, imagine if all the women in Michigan just left. Just left it and moved somewhere else. A state without a single woman in it anywhere. Can you imagine the message that…

Did you hear? Mila Kunis' eyes are also universally attractive.

Exactly. It's the modern version of "who is the 'man' and who is the 'woman' in the relationship?"

She was that good at manipulating people, she smuggled it in everyone else's orifices. Everyone. Even Diane in 7b.

Huh, I didn't think it would be that easy to bring cocaine onto an airplane. I guess as long as it's hidden in something, they won't catch it on X-ray, though.

My most irrational peeve during this season is having to contend with the holiday rush when I'm just trying to do errands. "I'm not even buying gifts, I just need a new trash can!"

Why do white people hate it when the mom does stuff? In the black community black kids are thrilled when their moms make great and small achievements.

Hmm. I am from Houston, and I have been living in the UK for several years now. I intend to stay in Europe for the long-term, but if I were to move back to the States, I would only live in Texas, Cali, or New Orleans. I don't however, spend my time slagging off other parts of the country, particularly parts of the…