Sometimes people do weird things during sex. I get it.But once someone has taken you out of the zone, it can be damned near impossible to get back in it.

Japanese: the most romantic language in the history of neckbeards.

My friends and I love to mock each other about the various losers we slept with in our erstwhile youth. There's one I have never 'fessed up to out of embarrassment, a guy who was a little more, shall we say, redneck, than my usual sensitive artist type. He drove a pick-up truck, was a hard drinker and a tough guy. We…

the "woo woo" did it for me. i wish i could star this again

I have so many I need to make a second post (see previous baseball player entry). I slept with a guy who had to repeat his junior year and senior year twice in college. He was a white boy wanna be rapper. Got really drunk one night and almost died and was taken to the hospital...was told they found me being carried…

A guy whom after causing so much drama at a party, by drunkenly hitting on all my friends and kissing several who were already in relationships, left me something on the desk in the morning after we had sex.

I didn't sleep with a dude named Sheldon.

I have slept with so many embarrassing people. I made a lot of poor decisions in my late teens/early 20s. I lost my virginity to a 16 year old drug dealer when I was 18. And then I slept with him again a couple weeks later because I thought it might make me feel like it was a thing and not just a truly horrible idea.…

I feel like the best things with burns is that they don't actually hurt for the first little bit (I'd imagine it's mostly shock with maybe a touch of nerve damage?). All of the burns I've gotten, I've had 10-20 minutes of, "Oh, no, no big, just let me get in a bath/grab some ice/stick my face out in the cold drizzle."…

I was intermittently getting horrible neck and shoulder pain for a while in my 20s — to the degree that I'd be stiff and extremely sore for a couple of days. Then I spent a few days visiting OOT friends, flew home super hungover and spent the next two days just hanging out in the bed with novels and snacks. Woke up…

Teatime Machismo: Band name, yes or no?

Kenna needs to slow the fuck down.

Someone posted their injury and advised never do the dishes when you are angry. That's good advice, friends.

I love the combo of macho pissing contest with a loose-leaf tea break.

In 7th grade I was trying to catch up to my friend by our lockers, so I jogged over to her and shouted "Kenna, wait up!" As I did so, I rolled my ankle, and felt it crack. I was just wearing flip flops! (Not even those sky high Rocket Dog shoes that were popular at the time). Teachers had to carry me to the office,…

something similar happened to a girl i know. she hooked up with a guy and they wanted to do the romantic "fall back into bed while kissing" thing. well, their heads collided and knocked out her two front teeth.

When I was 12 I bailed off the tube pretty hard (like in the above photo). I bounced along the surface and hit the top of my ankle on what I thought was a piece of wood, or discarded water ski. (We'd hit them before. People drop a ski when they go slalom and sometimes don't retrieve it. Jerks.)

My husband is compulsive about having all the lights off and I HATE it. I go through the house turning them back on...this gives me a whole new idea about how to deal with it...

This isn't my story, this is my best friends story. My best friend was living in Japan at the time, and her old roommate came out to visit her. My friend and her roommate went out with some friends one night and got REALLY DRUNK.

I never really turn on the lights in my house unless I'm reading or Furminator-ing my cat so that (sometimes) causes injuries. When I was younger, my roommate hated that I didn't turn on the lights so once she rearranged the furniture and when I came in, I tripped and flipped over the couch that wasn't supposed to be…