SageGirl
SageGirl
SageGirl

I find a lot of music on Youtube, on the “related videos” column. I will usually do a music trawl every 3 or 4 months, and just spend 3 hours looking for music that sounds good, then directly downloading it though the youtube-mp3 converters. It’s a good way to find cool covers and non-mainstream songs. I mean, Lindsey

A real man picks up a crying child and soothes them so you don’t have to put down what you’re doing. A real man comes home from work with groceries, saying “Oh, I noticed this morning that we were low on milk and eggs, so I got some more.” A real man picks up his goddamn shoes and puts them on the shelf, so you don’t

I think he more means that he realizes now that his dealbreaker at that point was dumb and wishes that he had realized then that there are multiple options for kids even if one partner is sterile.

Where do you live? I work security in Canada, and we ALWAYS frisk before sporting events and concerts. Mostly to catch people sneaking in alcohol or drugs, but for some reason (I suspect gang rivalries or robbery), people always try to bring knives and machetes into football games here.

Me: “Why do you have a machete

THIS, 100%. Basically, I used to get intennnnse pain and muscle seizures from shin splints in my left leg when running. But then my physio therapist taught me how to run on my toes properly and the pain went away.

I divorced him. Seroiusly.

Hahahaha, YES, exactly. It’s not QUITE as sexist as some magical girlfriend animes (all of the creators are women), but it’s definitely of the genre.

This is basically one of the conflicts in the anime “Chobits”.... Humanoid robot companions, call Persocoms, are basically capable of doing everything your mobile phone does, only they’re pretty, with cute ears and eagerly listen to you talk about yourself. Of course, there’s a lot of human leftovers - ruined

Basically if you are overweight or, in her case, figured you were just getting fat and no periods because of the onset of menopause, that could do it. Not everyone gets morning sickness or a kicky baby

This is the same mother in law that told my husband that she wanted him to stop telling everyone about his past mental health problems because that’s “airing the dirty laundry and we don’t do that in this family.” When he didn’t talk to her for six months afterwards, she didn’t get it and cried about how “she could

Pretty much. My sister in law is 13, and she’s told me all about her smutty slashy fanfiction preferences, and I nodded along sagely (fondly remembering my own smutty fanfiction preferences from a decade earlier lol) and answered questions she asked me.

Then I went to my mother in law and obliquely offered to loan

In Canada, it is perfectly legal to enter into a consensual fight. Doesn’t mean that alarmed bystanders wouldn’t call the cops, but generally, cops will stand and watch and break it up if it starts turning into an assault or the crowd starts getting involved. (this is as per several local PD members)

In the states?

I keep my copy to loan out to friends who are not so internet savvy.

Fuck, it was only 14 years ago, but I remember when I was 12- The sex talk and the awareness of sex was NON-STOP among my fellow seventh graders. I remember one girl giving another boy a blow job on the back of the school bus, while others watched. (I didn’t, but that’s only because I was mortified and hated the pair

One of the effects of the manic phase in bipolar disorder is that there is a tendency to make terrible financial decisions. It’s not a huge leap to make.

O.o I feel like I got away with murder for being able to get away with a David’s Bridal dress for $460.

Part of me is ridiculously happy that we’re objectifying a male politician as much as we would a female one. Progress, ladies? :P

.... Definitely would take a turn on that face.

If i wasn’t on my phone I’d be posting that pic of Fry waving a fist full of cash

I had to do this with my husband for a year before I lost it and tricked him into going to a therapist because it was driving me nuts to have to always keep my own emotions on lock down so I didn’t scare him too much.... because if I had an emotional reaction to anything he was processing or expressing to me, he would

Try it again! Even being able to run for five minutes could save your life or someone else’s in the future! Even if you don’t finish and cap out halfway through, that’s still double the speed and time when you started. Not everyone will run 5km. But jogging 1-2 km a few times a week is good too.