My significant other enjoys those types of situations. My disdain of crowds began manifesting when I was about 8.

So how is this worse than a "regular" rape? Why don't all rapists get life sentences or at the very least more than 4, 5 years jailtime? Rape is rape.

BUUUUTTTT WHAT ABOUT MUH WHITE FEELZ

Cue influx of people who don't understand how racism and institutional power works in 3, 2, 1....

My president is Black, my Jesus is Black.

Sheesh, all these people saying that they don't think a four year old is capable, blah, blah, blah need to shut up. Maybe just sit back, lighten up, and enjoy the cuteness. The mom and her collaborate..BFD. The internets is apparently in a pissy mood today.

A note to rape culture apologists; this is the kinds of shit that happens when you push the "she was asking for it" narrative. Nobody is safe when this attitude is allowed flush. Being elderly won't be protect you from being victim blamed and slut shamed. Very young children won't be protected from it either. So…

Are you kidding me? I don't even know where to start with you. First of all, she wrote an obituary, which needed to be written in the present. Also, if you think all of this crap doesn't affect someone's present then you certainly have not had to deal with any of this, or, you're in complete denial.

I think she deserves the last word.

Because I want to take fashion advice from a human whose wardrobe consists entirely of graduation robes.

Uggs, Birkenstocks, AND Crocs? You are not able to be saved. Go forth, crazy hobo. Go forth and live.

This sounds like a statement by someone who routinely gets reminded of their amount of personal privilege and doesn't like it.

I donut suffrage fools gradually.

I'm on the Hydra Diet. Unfortunately, for each pound I lose, I grow two more in its place.

It always amuses me that we still equate Jesus with a squeaky-clean, skinny, long-haired white man. Just once I'd love to see someone burn their toast (or injure their foot) into the shape of a burly brown man who looks like he's spent his adult life being a carpenter and traveling through deserts.

You're funny.

You're fucking equating slavery to Lena Dunham?!