Mine is definitely a dick.

Naming yourself Chet Haze is code for "please punch me in the face repeatedly" IMO.

THIS guy.

Well-planned is the key word there. A lot of my friends are vegetarian and most eat really healthy diets, but I know vegetarians who just live on dairy, or eat tons of veggie junk food.

Actually most doctors get so little course study in nutrition that theyy really don't know that much. Best to talk to an actual nutritionist.

I'd love to ruin his life, what a douche!

I have the same response to that paragraph that I had to her Oscars dress: Huh?

No reason to keep him alive. Nope, none.

NO

I am begging everyone not to post a nekkid pic of him tho, no one wants to see that.

Schlussel is Jewish.

As a Muslim can I sign on to this and add everyone in the so-called Islamic Sate?

Debbie Schlussel is in fact Jewish, as is hate-monger Pamela Geller.

19 days old...NINETEEN DAYS OLD!!!! Can I please kill him? Ugh, I hate the world.

I never understand why grown-ass women fool around with teenage boys. Even when I was a teenager I wanted nothing to do with teenage boys, what is the appeal?

Yes and they're planning a roof garden at the level of the BQE and right next to it.

I'm already old so I have no fucks to give.

How oh how is he still single? Get outta the way girls, he's MINE!

Well done, Phylicia, rape culture salutes you.

It's both, and fuck you.