I came here ready to hate this but it’s super adorable that they booked him as a surprise for Maisie. Proceed, you ginger hobbity noisemaker, and make my darling girl happy.

Tried to dissolve a body in it?

It may be upside down, but it looks rightside up to Spicer when he stares down his nose at it.

Casey Affleck was brilliant in Manchester by the Sea and absolutely deserved his Oscar.

Her 11 year old daughter Alanna, AKA Honey Boo Boo.

yep...the problem was definitely on the outside, mama june.

did you see who we made president or

Can I just remind you that the original reason they got a reality show is because a morbidly obese white trash mother had a morbidly obese white trash family and specifically a fat rednecky child who entered beauty pageants and people enjoyed laughing at them? What a time to be alive.

She can really pull the shaved-head thing off, I’m a little jealous.

The best is how everyone coos about their “perfect” American accents, which are always mostly kind of generic and that they use for every single American character they play.

If I did anything right with Chalupa Batman it was convincing him to stop shaving his chest hair. He’s not a swarthy guy my any means but he has that little tuft that sticks out his collar all sexy-like. Are there women who actually like the full on hairless Rico Suave chest thing?

On a personal level, the modern waxed chest trend kind of weirds me out and I am perfectly fine with my men being hairy. But on a societal level, GOOD, FUCK YOU ALL, I SHOULDN’T HAVE TO SHAVE MY FUCKING LEGS TO BE CONSIDERED ATTRACTIVE, YOU CAN ALL SUFFER ANNOYING HAIR REMOVAL FOR DUBIOUS AESTHETIC REASONS TOO.

Remember on election day when all those idiot men at Deadspin said they weren’t voting or were voting third party or various other dumb shit?

what a squandered opportunity to allude to Lil Mama

I don’t live in the States so I don’t necessarily get the same news coverage as Americans, but I remember being active on some online message boards at the time of this case and being kind of shocked at how obsessed some women my age were with this case. Don’t get me wrong - a kid died and that’s fucking horrible. But…

Joan Small’s is amazing.

We also found some cans of film labeled “Greed,” “The Magnificent Ambersons” and “Convention City.” But maaaaaan, those candy wrappers!”

In all honestly, I think Hiddleston is becoming...oddly endearing to me? There’s just something I enjoy so much about him steepling his fingers and saying things like ‘I’m just thinking about this.’ It tickles the hell out of me. I, for one, welcome this new, regret-filled, bitter Tom Hiddleston that probably wakes up…

I don’t get the Hiddleston hate. Especially here. The man is on a promo tour for his movie. Talk about his movie, for Pete’s sake. If you want to talk about his love life, call his agent/publicist/whatever and set up an interview about that. Don’t get upset that he is upset that you talk about his private life when…

The store in Chelsea is always so much fun. I don’t buy anything mind you, but they play no music and get to hear rich people contemplating buying clothes that are really hard(ridiculous) to wear. She creates some really great wearable stuff too, but hearing someone go “so your arm goes here, oh oh I get it” is very…