Gaston’s neck is not thick enough.

I didn’t see the footstool dog that looked like (if it was actually a dog) it had two asses. 0/10 would not watch.

am i the only person who basically has no desire to see live action versions of cartoons? unless you are doing something like ‘ever after’ whats the point?

Taylor Swift’s next album will be “a real mix of edgier hip-hop and R&B sounds.”

Lmao no. Just no.

IMO the Democrats got crushed for several reasons:

What about those of us who have been shitting plenty, but they aren’t good poos? They’re all sludgy and leave you feeling gross rather than invigorated, which is how a poo SHOULD make you feel.

xkcd did it better. You get the sense of scale instead of it just being described. https://xkcd.com/1040/

My brother and I get mistaken for boyfriend/girlfriend. Even get on KissCam at baseball games. I should start wearing a “He’s my brother” shirt when we’re in public together.

They don’t mistake him for her boyfriend because she has his face. She’s a lady Ryan Phillippe.

Between this and this

http://www.cnn.com/2016/11/08/politics/first-exit-polls-2016/

“It can be hard to put your finger on exactly what you fear most about the rise of Donald Trump: the racism? The sexism? The xenophobia? The profoundly dangerous lack of judgment?”

I am part German, and for as long as I can remember, Americans have asked me how on earth Hitler could have been elected in such an advanced and wealthy nation. Perhaps they will no longer have to ask.

- when the Rubio-bot malfunctioned on the debate stage (“let’s dispel once and for all...”)

Ted Cruz’s lip booger will remain the most haunting moment of this election. I deeply fear it will be the last thing I think of before I die.

Yes, I had a neighbor who was a registered sex offender and I found out from his sister that it was because he got caught having consensual sex in public, nothing else. Meanwhile the guy down the street had touched multiple children under his care. These are not the same!

Understood, but I suspect it was an older man who’s fatherly instincts kicked in when he saw the woman chained up in a cage and just said what was in his mind. Not saying it’s right OR wrong, just saying, I can sort of understand his point as well as your annoyance.