Worked for Don Draper.....

fuck that. she should look that way she wants to look. if that means she’s got cleavage and bedhead, then rock on with it. “classy” is like “nice”—a way to shame women who don’t conform.

Will this hurt him with Values Voters? I mean, we can only hope, right? It seems like all of the attacks he levels at other people are simply facts about himself. Also, yesterday an old comment he made during a Howard Stern interview was dug up where he said that, despite being friends with the Hilton family and…

I grew up watching blaxploitation movies, right? And I said, that’s great. I didn’t go like, OK, there should be more white people in these movies.”

I remember a day my school was on lockdown because of the rumor there might be a gun on its way to school. I remember the teachers bringing my seven or eight year old sister to me, because they could not get her to calm down. I remember sitting in the floor of the bathroom with her, and trying to convince her to slow…

My attempt:

I also liked Jerry Springer’s tweet

Their next tweet is pretty good. Someone in the Lawrence police department has a sense of humor:

Best part is that it was on TV.

Man, that show was horrible and she was so terrible in it and it should never ever be rebooted or come back in any way, but that was a truly excellent burn. Well played, Catherine. Well played.

True story: it’s almost impossible to get a paternity test in France. (Don’t ask me how I know this.) Per Wikipedia:

I’d have a hard time taking my kids to an actively war ravaged place like Syria. I see his point. As an adult she can go where she wants - her person, her decision, but he does have equal say in where the kids go, no?

It weird how succinctly The Simpsons captured how insufferable he can be.

Ewwwww

I’ve never understood what the problem is with peeing in the shower. The drain goes to the sewer and you’re saving a flush without having pee water sit in your bathroom for ages.

Longtime Jez fan, first time poster. I created this account just now because Jackie was a casual friend of mine and I’m the one who sent the story into Jezebel. Just wanted to say thank you so much for using my tip and posting her story. Jackie was a funny, charming, kind young woman and we are trying to get her story…

my most recent ex didn’t even use top sheets.

So, apparently they were pictured together on Sept 12 eating breakfast with their kids (or at least just Shiloh). The divorce documents which were filed on the 19th said that they separated on the 15th.

“The closeted perv has never come out as gay”

Because he very well may not be; being a child predator /= gay. Abusive sex is about power, not identity.