just to be clear, this gif actually causes me to gag a little every time I see it. Never in my life do I want to see Mel Gibson’s engorged neck again.

I didn’t think it was possible for Miles Teller to look even more douchey, but he’s accomplished it.

About halfway through this, the abyss began to gaze back at me.

WTF x 100000000

Woman writes hit song. Declines to take credit for it until conspiracy theories/obvious logic leads fans/tabloids to the story. Confirms it in one very straightforward sentence because she feels no obligation to protect the fiction she and her ex-boyfriend spun about it. Deserves credit. Did write song.

The willingness of people to cover up child rape to protect a corrupt organization will never cease to astound me. I will never understand how people can justify this in their minds.

How these people can continue to defend Paterno is completely beyond me. I mean, I get it, he’s your family, but he did something REALLY bad here, and no amount of football winning will fix that. Fucking people.

So people who disagree with police brutality do not deserve police protection? Way to demonstrate that “few bad apples" theory.

i know this is really mean, but i thought that was king joffrey at first.

And they were red like raw hamburger.

Nooo, the cheatEE does “Cry Me A River,” not the cheatER. She would be doing Brit’s “Everytime” in this situation.

Guys, no joke. This whole break-up/whirlwind romance drama is my favorite thing Taylor has ever done. It’s like a millennial version of a Dynasty plotline and I am here for it. (Though, if I may add a costuming note: bejeweled silk caftans, Tay. You’d look so glamorous!)

“...officers were usually given “a day or so to go home and think about it get their stories straight” before being interviewed.”

She is on point and angry. I like that about her.

Not going to lie, the relative failure of the Daily Show under Trevor Noah also brings me glee. Samantha Bee is pulling in double what he is, and I love it.

Just when I though a fauxlationship couldn’t annoy me more than Gwake, along come these two dweebs. I USED TO LIKE YOU, HIDDLESTON.

I’ve never been less attracted to Tom Hiddleston

I may be in love with the camera operator. Not fazed in the least. So cool.