Speak for yourself, Clover Hope. Cranston won my heart as a weird, beleaguered dad in Malcom in the Middle long before he got serious and started dealing meth for Emmys.

I was hoping it was a tattoo of this scene from Notes on a Scandal.

It’s opposite writing. Great writing tells you what happens and lets you infer how people feel. These examples tell you exactly how you should feel and forces you to guess what happened. The writers know they’re only supposed to do one of the two things but they keep guessing incorrectly.

Since I grew up in a nice neighborhood in the San Fernando Valley of Los Angeles and found I was a talented writer in high-school creative writing classes, naturally I was introduced to Bret Easton Ellis, whom I thought was brilliant when I was a lost sixteen year old. Unfortunately, that impacted my writing for…

I spent the last few weeks thinking of a tree that we used to have in the backyard of our old house. All those hours I spent under that tree looking up as the sunlight dripped like honey through the leaves. When the thin cold wire of time wasn’t pressing pushing tight against my neck. There was time back then. There’s…

You know that Lindsay Lohan is doing OK because she returned to having red hair. It’s the barometer of ginger well being.

I wish female actors would stop elevating this asshole to some god status because he writes (some) meaty roles for women. He wrote one great role for a woman but most of his female roles are not great for women but meaty for female actors who usually have nothing but bones to work with. It’s absolutely not the same…

I’ve been waiting for this show for so long. Holy crap it’s almost here. Praise dance.

Good luck to you, Leah, but ...

Yeah my god man is that what we looked like in the early 2000s? I’m not gonna lie I was all in it for the trashy boho and costume jewelry look but I sincerely hope I didn’t look like I rolled around in the Claire’s and Wet Seal bargain bin every day.

i am HERE for this.

Aww sad white men awwww so sad for them awwww their life is hard the world they created is something they don’t like what’s for dinner Is it Mac and cheese I can’t focus on this

That’s why I pack all kinds of random shit under there, I tell everyone that it’s because I’m a slob, but really it’s so nobody can fit in there.

twitter is giving me life with all this mess going on

That’s not a backup dancer! It’s Lilly Singh

i’m 44, now so i realize that Empire Records was “after my time”... but i want to RAGE anytime someone gets sentimental about it, as if it was The Breakfast Club or Pretty in Pink or something. Seriously, fuck Empire Records.

Belated. ;)

I am as narcissistic as I am passionate; I must recognize my own importance, and let it devastate me. What can I do but go on?

“Yeah, ‘too busy’ scouting models,” Leo says, as he high fives Tobey Maguire.