Rather than condemn millennials—and those, shall we say, contaminated by them—for shirking “responsibility” through discourse, let’s acknowledge our more pressing duty: to stop policing speech, and instead welcome the voices clamoring to be heard.

no it’s America and we paid for you

oh my god all those angles make him look scrawny and i feel like i’m looking at a 12 year old

Damn, that last one. ...Damn. That’s like the hot scruffy man of my dreams that I want to purchase a brownstone with and have adorable hipster babies with and start a backyard spice garden with

It's actually a little bit amazing that a person can be so vile that no one likes him. Even Donald Trump has friends, Ted Cruz has none

whatevs I hate when people are like dONT SPEAK ILL OF THE DEAD.

Yo if the dead was an asshole I’ve got no problem saying it. It’s not going to suddenly stop being true when they die and I could give less of a shit that they can’t ‘defend’ themselves.

What they SHOULD have done was maybe not be an asshole.

ETA: gonna be…

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Hold up, I got a better one:

I wasn’t a fan of the Rita Who joke until Mr Cherry and I had a Fast & Furious marathon. After one scene I said “I think that was Rita Ora,” and he (unironically, he does not read Jez) replied “Rita who?” and I about died laughing for reasons I could not explain without sounding crazier.

Oh. And from the headline, I thought she meant she regretted making the movie for the movie’s sake. Which was pretty universally panned by the Jez commentariat, which I finally saw this weekend and actually found it pleasantly enjoyable, probably because of y’all’s comments.

It would have been better if when Kylie finally turned around her face was a decrepit ghost and she lunged at the camera and killed Rob.

i for real owe my life to the anonymous internet person that i don’t remember who said the immortal words:

I NEED 2016 TO SIT THE FUCK DOWN

I find him so boring as an actor that I don’t even hate him. it’s like ‘Wait, he was in that movie, no way, wasn’t that Topher Grace?’

Daisy is adorable and now this

“straight outta cold beer” <—kill me pls

I still find it incredible that Anna Wintour, a person who wears the most horrible outfits imaginable, is some bastion of what taste and style is. Her haircut hasn’t changed in decades, she wears the same makeup regardless of it being day or night and literally the only thing that changes on this husk of a human is…

Same.

I wish they hadn’t cut that very reliable time travelling source from the 1920's off.