Well hey, none of the women listed were what you could call pliable and passive casting couch commodities. It’s their own fault, really. Bitches, amirite?

Make it sad and have nobody to ride bikes with.

Um, he invited her over to study and then drove her to an isolated area? Yeah, that’s not predatory at all! Just a communication problem. smgdh

Guy with a Masters in Special Education and 17 years working with children with severe autism here: 1. Fuck you DeNiro, you degenerate piece of garbage. 2. The causes of autism are widely accepted as a mess of disparate factors.....the age of the father, a heightened level of testosterone in the mother, genetics ( a…

here’s where it came from

It’s hard out here for a pimple.

Glad I found one FJM fan in the comments! Everyone here seems down on him for being a hipster stereotype, but whether or not that’s the case (I think he’s very intentionally a bit of a self-parody personally) he is an amazing musician. I Love You Honey Bear is hilarious, sweet, disturbing. Love it.

Colin Farrell (your fantasies circa 2007)

Emily is super confused by playing youtube videos of kittens. She wants them.

It is my birthday weekend and I traveled to see my bestie in the bay. We were going to visit Ikea and have In-N-Out and generally were living life and then we spun out on the freeway and almost died and it was so fucking scary and also…

I’m more pissed off about that stupid scarf than anything.

Sounds like these guys had the experience of what it’s like to be 12 and not know how to deal with having a period. For real world adulting period having, I’d like for them to suddenly be so tired one day all they want is to nap. Then 2 days later feel like they have to eat every item of food they can find. Then the…

10/10 .gif choice.

Despite his comments about at least two of his daughters (Tiffany here, the comments about Ivanka saying “If she weren’t my daughter...”), I actually don’t think he wants to have sex with his own children. Rather, I think he believes that the highest compliment you can give a woman is to call her fuckable. Which leads…

Taylor Swift still hates the Biebs and it has nothing to do with his hair.

Old MacDonald had a can of whoop-ass

This face is what makes a person attractive.

a sex nap

I NEED TO KNOW WHAT THEY’RE REACTING TO