Thought I could handle it, but the basicness of the names in the sand pic is aneurysm inducing.

You know, when I am having a super intimate romantic celebration with my partner i ALSO hire someone to follow us around with a camera to prove how much we love each other. It enhances the experience.

When I clear away the dishes at dinner, I ask my wife “Are you Sammi and Ronnie done or Done-done? “ before I take her plate.

I believe the tattoo in the banner photo is actually an artist’s rendering of Chunk from Goonies aged forty years.

I’m utterly overjoyed that it won’t be Elgort or Teller. Egerton seems like an inspired choice, but Ehrenreich has been good in what I’ve seen as well.

I’m with the librarian about Point #2. You can’t expect a library to get rid of all the children’s books with subtle sexist messages. Even if the library just got rid of all the books with OVERT sexist messages, it wouldn’t carry any European fairy tales. (Except Hansel and Gretel. Gretel’s a badass.) I think the…

I am caught up. Don’t feel like they gave the professor the arch he deserved and I hate Michael.

Holy shit they make cute babies. North is still adorable with her constant baby Kanye frowny face. Saint looks like he’s gonna smile alot. He looks more like Kim than Kanye.

so I never saw Ghost World... but I was getting a little Donnie Darko vibe from the bunny suit...mask I mean.

Yeah that guy seemed a little questionable... if the only way you can tolerate spending time with your kids is getting high every day that’s a problem. We’d judge a dad who got drunk every day and was drunk around his kids all the time, so I fail to see how being high around them is better.

Rachel, why are you crying you? Girl you and all of us are free of him for 2 BEAUTIFUL GLORIOUS YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My heart bleeds for Kesha. Fuck that guy. I can only hope that the house of cards is truly and fully tumbling down on him now.

WAY too many of these “Don’t be a fraidy cat of my gun” intimidater types don’t have the FIRST CLUE as to how to store or handle them safely.

It’s time for mandatory education before purchase, ‘cause these people just aren’t getting it done.

I'll hold on to the belief that he won't remember this and enjoy the schadenfreude.

Surprise.

A paragraph so nice it deserves to be read twice. Or more.

I ain’t saying she’s a gold digger cause she’s still messing with that broke *****.

I’m not even going to try to top this.