As great as "Senior Year" Obama is, I love "Dad" Obama the most

Personally, I feel like he looks as though someone left him on a car dashboard for too long on a hot day and he started to melt, but I think “fallen souffle” and “rotten apple” are spot-on.

This is gonna sound insensitive but I honestly have NO desire or wish for all these reboots. Gilmore Girls, Full House, X files...the talk of Friends. There is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much good TV out there to waste time on what Emma is doing in college. Who the fuck cares?

Amy Adams is apparently a wonderful person IRL. A really good friend of mine was a student at Wake Forest when Junebug was filmed and went to a call for extras and ended up meeting Amy Adams and befriending her — really long story, but the tl;dr version is that Amy Adams was just hanging around all the locals who…

David O. Russell is such a notorious asshole George Clooney head butted him. I imagine it takes quite a bit of douchebaggery to make a fellow bleeding heart liberal like Clooney head butt someone. I’ve even heard he’s a bigger Hollywood douchebag than Harvey Weinstein which is no small feat.

Sometimes the title “Dirtbag” is more apt than others.

He looks like Dr. Oz!

He looks hotter in the before. What can I say? I like a sad, withered shell of a man with a 5 o’clock shadow and up all night eyes.

Hopefully he looks better than he did a couple weeks ago when he looked “awake but dead inside.”

The man loves a dad joke.

If I learned anything from True Blood, it’s that witches congregate in covens, vampires congregate in nests.

I love this! It’s a vibe I think I should be pulling off at work.

It’s the face you make when someone accidentally drops a sexual innuendo in a super-serious office meeting and you want to laugh but you look around the room and realize you might be the only one who picked up on it... From here on out can we just call that the Stacy Dash?

Okay I’m not saying she was excellent, but Dakota Johnson was the only decent thing about that movie (besides the soundtrack obviously). You’re really telling me Katherine Heigl was better than Dakota Johnson?

“He’s still the only person who really knows the truth about things. And I’m still the only person that knows some of his truths.”

The way she described Ben reminds me of many women’s relationship with narcissistic men (I know that n word is thrown around a lot, but I think it’s an epidemic in this culture.) Reaaaally trying to avoid ever being with anyone who is Brilliant And Generous And Charismatic but makes me feel small. Big people should…

I’ve shared this story during Jezebel’s yearly spooky stories contest (aka Best Time of the Year), but a friend of mine told me that the house her parents moved into has a ghost, witnessed by several family members and medium/plumber. As the story goes, a plumber came to fix something in the basement, after which…

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!

I was always partial to Pam.

years and years FUCKING KILLING IT