Those KJGirls have their hands full. Lamar, Kanye, Tyga and DoucheLord.

Does this make anyone else just.... tired?

I started to make a comment contrasting Taylor’s reaction to missing a note to Adele’s: tears vs. fuck it, I’m going to eat a burger. My point that as you get older, things like that aren’t so tragic, but WTF, Adele is only one year older than Taylor. For some reason I thought Taylor was still in her late teens.

I cringed when I saw the headline. I was prepared for this to be a “Your Fave is Problematic”-style takedown of Bowie, and I honestly wasn’t sure I wanted to read it. I clicked anyhow and was pleasantly surprised.

And Meghan Trainor is the rancid mayonnaise on that white bread sandwich.

Taylor Swift winning album of the year is some serious bullshit. Kendrick Lamar and Alabama Shakes were far more deserving. I guess we couldn’t go one awards season without having America’s favorite little white princess playing the underdog victim card. GAAAH I can’t stand her.

Kanye "asked his wife for her blessings" to... call Taylor Swift a bitch?

There’s two!

How about one looks kind of like an angry Liv Tyler, and the other looks like a Russian Hayden Panettiere.

Caity Weaver is such a good writer. This interview is hilarious but also super unsettling.

Goddamn this fucker is so easy to hate, after all the bullshit he pulled we were nearly free of him, but he got a PR person who managed to fix his image enough to make him likeable and he still wont stop being his twit self to actually embrace the opportunity

He says this with such gravity that I burst out laughing. Bieber does not.

is it too late now to say sorry?

Perfect.

Justin: If you don’t grow facial hair, don’t grow facial hair.

This may be the best thing Johnny Depp has ever done.

White women = Jennifer Lawrence

I have NEVER laughed so hard at late night TV. It was amazing. I know this sounds lame, but it really is like there is finally something marketed towards me, not males 18-whatever.