Ooops. Whatever Instragram filter they used totally screwed them over, but yes that is grape purple paint slapped on. Won’t somebody think of the alien grapes with tin foil antennas?!

Excellent article, though I would make one caveat. IMO, the reason so many readers love Darcy is that he isn’t chiefly attracted to Elizabeth for her looks, but becomes attracted to her and trusts her based on who she is as a person- so it still supports the article’s contention.

Jezebel: More of this, please. Fantastic.

Nobody fucks with DeJesus.

These are exactly the type if articles I want to read. Well, done. I want to re-read it before I make any sort of contribution aside from praise, so bbl. =)

Damn. Its hard to grow dismissive of Jezebel (while, don’t get me wrong, consuming it like a box of Cheese-Its) when every now and then a post like this comes out.

WTFFF

The pattern on Viola’s, though. Houf! That’s fun.

Kerry Washington’s dress is all kinds of wrong for me, I must admit. Too wrinkly, too accidental-wrap-thats-supposed-to-be-high-fashion-but-looks-out-of-place.

It’s like that guy at the bar who constantly says, “Trust me.”

I don’t know why, but i having a hard time trying to trust a company named “Honest Co”.

Will dogs do? (not “dog doo”)

When I am sick I am just like ‘Cover me in cats, I DON’T NEED MEDICINE JUST COVER ME IN CATS GODDAMN IT.’

Oh no I’m kinja-ing on my phone but I will try to upload a cat pic in a bit!!

I used to watch the odd rerun now and then, and I never got the sense that these guys were represent nerds in general, they’re exaggerated stereotypes of certain kinds of nerds. Take Sheldon, his gimmick isn’t that he’s a nerd so much that he’s excessively selfish and doesn’t understand taking other people’s feelings…

How is she just eternally stacked? We’re not worthy.

Some people can’t help invading your space due to size, and that’s just the risk you take when you fly.

Grade: F (Blake Shelton says he’ll make you come come hell or high water.)

Alternative commentary to Schwartz.